Terrorist's Body Wrapped In Pigskin

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[RCW2001]

Terrorist's Body Wrapped In Pigskin

"Residents of Gush Katif decided to take matters into their own hands," said local Rabbi Yosef Al-Nekaveh yesterday, "and when we were involved in evacuating the bodies of the three murdered Israelis [at the Kisufim attack this past Monday night], they placed pig fat and pigskin on the body of the dead terrorist."

He said that a "right-wing kibbutznik" had supplied them with the swinish tissues.

Arab MKs responded with outrage. Ahmed Tibi said, ""This is a pig-like act of a man who is not worthy of being a rabbi," while Abdel Malek Dahamshe added, "The ethical inferiority and lowliness that the settlers have reached is intolerable.

This is an act of first-degree desecration of God's name... It is especially shocking to think that a rabbi did this."

On the other side of the spectrum, MK Tzvi Hendel said, "If these primitive murderers stuff their brains with nonsense about Paradise and who-knows-how-many virgins waiting only for them, then they certainly believe in the other nonsense that being buried with pigskin blocks their way to Paradise."

[Publius6961]

How many thousand metric tons of pig fat did you say you can use?
We can supply all that you need.

[ctdonath2]

The method stopped terrorism cold in the Phillipines about 50 years ago.

[STD]

Osama bin Laden get ready for

PORK, the other white meat!

God Bless You,

DrMike

[hang 'em]

Better yet, feed the corpse to the pigs.

[Mr. Bird]

It's about damned time somebody started doing this, and publicizing it.....

[Constitution Day]

Sooooooeeeeeeee!!!"

[VA Voter]

There was an interesting thread a few months ago about Gen. Jack Pershing (sp?) stoping Islamic terrorists in their tracks using a similar tactic.

[ganesha]

Interesting, Could you provide some details on that piece of history?

[Constitution Day]

'He said that a "right-wing kibbutznik" had supplied them with the swinish tissues.'

Vast Right-Wing Kibbutznik" ping!

[NeoCaveman]

Does this mean the terrorists will now have a bacon afterlife?

[Slyfox]

Better yet, feed the corpse to the pigs.

Yeah-but, there are some things that even pigs won't eat.

[deadrock]

Pork Fat Rules!

[DETAILER]

It would be interesting to see the Pali reaction to Israeli bullets and bombs having pig blood mixed into them. May be something they should try out. Send a suicide bomber, get a pig bomb. Open fire on innocent civilians or ambush soldiers, fire is returned with pig bullets.

[El Sordo]

I've been thinking of carrying a can of pork n' beans for just such an emergency.

[FreedomPoster]

Yes! I recommended dipping our ammo tips in pig fat at the beginning of the Afghanistan action.

[DETAILER]

Get your SPAMgrenades ready!

[freedomson]

this just in......

Heavenly Virgins Shun Terrorists Covered in Pig Fat

[Constitution Day]

""If these primitive murderers stuff their brains with nonsense about Paradise and who-knows-how-many virgins waiting only for them, then they certainly believe in the other nonsense that being buried with pigskin blocks their way to Paradise."

I think that sums it up!
This particular terrorist will be spending an eternity stewing in a vat of sizzling bacon grease, unless I miss my guess.

[tomahawk]

I guess religious Muslims can't play American football, since it's made of pigskin. The IDF should start launching salvos of pigskin munitions towards the Pal terrorists.