Oh great, here come all the Monty Python quotes! May your cigar burn unevenly!
Seriously though. Isn't this article really from the Onion? People can't possibly be this twisted and still be alive can they? If so, at least all the anti-Christ type groups are now gathered under one roof. (I love big gatherings, makes nice red abstract pictures when the anti-personnel bombs go off)
God Save America (Please)