Vanity post - can anyone explain the moose and cheese thing?

[ko_kyi]

I don't get it.

If it is a big secret then please respond privately.

[steve50]

Something tells me the "holy hand grenade" is about to hit this thread.

[Judith Anne]

I'm not a newbie. I don't get it either. No one will explain it to me. And I'm too old to understand, anyway. And even if I weren't too old, I'm too square. And even if I weren't too old and square, I wouldn't get it. Have you thought about THAT? Well, HAVE YOU??? (This is not a flame.) (*sheesh!*)

[eureka!]

Am I logged on? If so, See Reply #56. ;^)

[a6intruder]

What's he doing shining the Fords?

I thought he was supposed to be "buffing the bishop".

[The_Victor]

No really, he's only pining.

[wolfman]

What came first... the moose or the cheese? This has stumped philosophers for months. We must ask the right questions, people. Maybe colorgenics can answer this question. That's a nasty bite, sis.

[Gadsden1st]

old and square

Sounds like you have the makings for a pretty respectable brick of cheddar.

[MotleyGirl70]

I'm not a newbie. I don't get it either. No one will explain it to me. And I'm too old to understand, anyway. And even if I weren't too old, I'm too square. And even if I weren't too old and square, I wouldn't get it. Have you thought about THAT? Well, HAVE YOU??? (This is not a flame.) (*sheesh!*)

Square; like a brick of cheese?

[b4its2late]

Customer: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!

Owner: Come again?

Customer: I want to buy some cheese.

Owner: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bazouki player!

Customer: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse!

[NeoCaveman]

Square; like a brick of cheese?

If you are ghouda, you chedder rephrase that....

[Rain-maker]

Resisitance is futile, you shall be cheesilated...

Sponsered by Borg for Better Cheddar Consortium

[Argh]

Dear Admin. Moderator,

Please do not pull this thread as Cyber, Slip, and I are having a contest to see who can be on the most threads which get deleted, and they've both posted here. I haven't posted here by cleverly disguising myself as that Canuck boob Argh, but don't tell him I called him that.

Thank you A.M.

Your friend,

dubyaismypresident

[The_Victor]

Bloody Vikings!!!!

[theDentist]

" We cant tell you .....you must know the secret handshake first...."

Yes. And (by the way) the secret handshake changed on 02/02/2002 as planned.
I posted a Vanity under humor, but JimRob (or whoever) deleted the thread.

[Argh]

Oh, hells bells, W, I just said you hadn't posted here! Oh, well...

[SAMWolf]

Yes it is! It has ceased to be!

It's just sleeping.

[areafiftyone]

It's just sleeping.

Oh NO! "IN THE COMFY CHAIR!"

[Cyber Liberty]

Now you've gone and screwed the whole thing up!

Now, the Admin Moderator's NEVER gonna pull the thread, so Neither Slippy, Dubya or I will get an advantage.

[f.Christian]

Over sexed moose
high office bite marks
Broaderick-Jones-wiley.

Libertarian OWQuacK
I have a cheese recipe...
holes=cheese gas!

[Cogadh na Sith]

Thenk yew Sylvia Plath...