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I just included the Rosie stuff. Believe it or not, the rest of the article gets ten times more flaming and catty. It’s mostly silly stuff about some N’Sync kid being gay, and Nathan Lane pretending not to be gay for a biopic about Jackie Gleason. But he does take some slaps at the NY Times:

The worst in commercials is still that sepia-toned Sunday Times home-delivery one, my trashing of which has prompted kazillions to call in and point out what they find irritating about it. To wit: When hubby says, "She goes straight for Arts & Leisure; I check out the magazine," wifey throws him a look that suggests she'll be performing spousal duties that night; the Prozac-y black chick seems absurdly serene about getting "a jump on the week"; they keep repeating home as a mantra ("home delivery . . . at home"); and they all seem a little overly proud about reading a f*#king newspaper. And don't get me started about the daily delivery commercial, with the nerdy Web-surfer daughter and the dad who says that if the Times is just a paper, "then I suppose the Grand Canyon is just a hole in the ground." Suppose this.

Since he started it, the most annoying part of the commercial for me is the chick who says, “The only thing I like better than doing the Sunday crossword puzzle, is actually finishing it.”

I’d bet a hundred bucks that that ditz couldn't even spell “crossword puzzle”.

[zarf]

This just in: Rosie's as fat as a pig too.

[turk99]

She's fat and gay? Rosie? What a shocker!

[Sloth]

Can't someone come out when they're on top?

Was it absolutely necessary for this article to talk about Rosie being 'on top'? [shudder]

[mystery-ak]

Duh!....like we didn't already know!!!

[Pharmboy]

Boyoboy! And I thought I was the only one who thought that that chick could no more finish the Sunday crossword than I could swim the English Channel! Yeah--that frosted me pretty good too.

[MotleyGirl70]

Rosie ate The Backstreet Boys.

Rosie: "Nobody should own a gun, except for me and the bodyguard for my children."

[katherineisgreat]

Now we have to figure out exactly what she was doing campaigning with Janet Reno.

[codebreaker]

Is Jodie Foster next?

[toupsie]

So does this mean Tom Cruise is gay too?

[Redcloak]

Rosie O'Donnell Busts Out of the Closet

Musta been one o' dem extra-wide closet doors.

[river rat]

Being a lesbian, was not Rosie's downfall...
Being another stupid, leftist liberal and bigoted bitch was her problem.
Semper Fi

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Boy, that's a shocker.

[JPR_Boise_ID]

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