[grannie9]

My dear Freddie, your mention of company made Mistress Goody think of her breviary and then...the pinking shears.

First mention of Pinking Shears.. Take note that the little muffin that saves pigs..is the first one to threaten with Pinking Shears.. Jeeze, I do enough things wrong.. at least don't blame me for the things I don't do.. I am protecting my dear Capt'n from the little muffin with the Shears with my own pair... Giff to me a break...

Please pass the Grog...?

[palo verde]

Mistress Goody mentioned breviary and pinking shears
cause she is lady of good grace and refinement
she busies herself tatting, talking to her birds, and skydiving
with the faithful Charlie at her heels
in her free time she rescues abandoned pigs
and sings merry tunes to our captain
it was natural his eye wandered from you to her
that is no reason to attack our captain with pinking shears
I suggest you spend more time with me
I am well known for my talent for staying out of trouble
Love, Palo