Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

rofl rofl
correction, most of us on thread believe in ETs
some of us believe cause we personally witnessed them
some of us believe because we believe the witnesses
and some of us have open minds but are waiting to see for ourselves
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Cap'n, at times, your naivety makes me blush.Did you see the pic of 'ole Caravaggio with the lady lopping of her beau's noggin, and you are suprised when Grannie mentions pinking shears?? Hello!! Me thinks you are losing the stomach to continue being a bucanneer, and I think its high time for a board meeting to determine if you are really up to another term as Head Pirate and swashbuckler.I smell a coup in the air.Ever thought of Tenerife as a nice place to exile?? Great deals on timeshares right now ;-)Take the rest of the week off AC, after the way you bombed in Rome and were only able to sell the Titian for a pittance.

[grannie9]

Hello sweet Palo.. I think I finally fixed my computer.. What a relief, as I've been freezing and crashing for two days.. Tomorrow is another day, and hopefully I'll be able to play...

I guess I had a driver that wasn't pooled... Don't ask..! It's been said by one.. that I'm a good detective... It wasn't you.. lol

[palo verde]

hi ac
I am sorry your concubine threatened you with pinking shears
I am appalled at her behavior
she always struck me as lady like, refined, and with an even disposition
very sensible of you not to want to be rescued by us
I clearly remember when habs and westy organized a rescue operation for me on a thread where they thought I might be in trouble
we are all now finally recovering from the famous rescue
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

a good detective!
you are the worst detective on the force
someone was pulling your leg
prolly the captain
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Ah, there you are, our own Brazil Nut, roasting in the sun.Thanks for the map of your pirate cruise, it was dangerous going and the seas were rough, filled with cuttthroats and crocs ;-)Did you catch the 4:30 dinner sitting at Bonita Springs Shady Acres?? Where old pirates got to retire ;-)LOL

[palo verde]

don't feel bad chickita, you have other attributes
no one can make a beautiful pinafore like you
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi meema
I got your freep
gal you are one in a million
a spirited gal like you will bring in big bucks for our captain lol
you're cute pretty and pert
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

I am sorry your concubine threatened you with pinking shears I am appalled at her behavior she always struck me as lady like, refined, and with an even disposition

No truer words were ever said.. I never said a thing to my Capt'n about the Pinking Shears.. They were pointing at another.. The Pinking Shears were brought up by that soft spoken, mooning little muffin in Chiffon..or whatever. She's the one that brought up the Pinking Shears...

As usual...the Gran gets the blame... Ahhhhh well.. I'll cry as I stand behind the man behind the wheel... Heh, heh, heh, heh...

[palo verde]

captain, meema is passionate gal
let's find dashin' sheik for her
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Laugh on, you little pissant.. Your sarcasm will get you no where.. I am as brown as a berry, not a nut, Brazil or otherwise.. There is only one nut that I can see, and that's the one living in the north at this time of year... Ha, ha, ha,... How's it feel to want?

How does it feel to want 86 degrees and a nice warm pool.... poor baby...

[palo verde]

your pinking shears incident is all over the web
let's not change our story now
our captain posted somewhere, it was only this morning
''lots of cute gels on our thread but one he is afraid of''
fortunately you claimed to be tired
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

sofhearted Goody made bed of straw for huge pig who wandered into her front yard
you threaten people with pinking shears
and when you get in a bad mood you serve roast pig and arsenic for lunch
you are naughty wench
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

86 degress and a warm toilet bowl to swim in?? No thanks!! hey, it's past your bedtime and curfew is on!!Psssssssss.....oh Al, sleep on your stomach from now on.The Lizzie Borden of Cape Coral is in the mood to do some pruning ;-)

[grannie9]

Did someone say Pinafore? You didn't mean S.S.did you?

Can you guess if I used the Pinking Shears on this one or not? ;)

[grannie9]

Too late Habs honey.. he's already been pruned... How bout you?

[palo verde]

I was referring to that time long ago
when I was on political thread and buncha gals I never met
called me stupid slut
you told westy to keep eye on me and make sure I was ok
westy came on thread and said ''hi sweetie, hope you are ok''
and the buncha gals went after him
it was first time he posted on political thread
he had a big broughaha
I can understand why ac does not want to be rescued by you
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

No thanks, I have a long life ahead of me!! Keep away, you are a hazard to my health!!LOL

[palo verde]

I am totally in love with you
what a pinafore
what a face
the famous Jesse with legs up in air in swimmin' pool now
I'd give anything to have that pinafore be our masthead
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

My dear Freddie, your mention of company made Mistress Goody think of her breviary and then...the pinking shears.

First mention of Pinking Shears.. Take note that the little muffin that saves pigs..is the first one to threaten with Pinking Shears.. Jeeze, I do enough things wrong.. at least don't blame me for the things I don't do.. I am protecting my dear Capt'n from the little muffin with the Shears with my own pair... Giff to me a break...

Please pass the Grog...?