Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

hi freedom, nice to see you
yup, this thread needs more pictures
I don't know how to post pics tho
let me ping Oneida
also blam
blam posted stunning pics of galaxies yesterday on his Universe thread
maybe he will post one on our UFO thread (or a few)
Oneida posted pics of pretty blonds in harem pjs last night, it gave life to the thread lol
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Palo, it was a mixture of hard and soft fromage.Ementhal, Roquefort and St Andre....may get some Jarlsberg today, too.That's another hard, nutty tasty cheese.St Andre is very creamy, mild and rich...

Perfect for when I lounge in silk pj's and sip port, like my mentor AC, the Basque Cary Grant ;-)

[Neets]

Good Afternoon Palo...you rang for me???

Habs...being cheesy so early in the day???? I'll be waiting for my Pasta delivery.

[palo verde]

hi blam
I loved your thread 'bout the galaxy which goes backwards yesterday
I was too shy to tell you on your thread, but I posted it here (this is a UFO thread)
that I saw an interview with one of the scientists who worked on the Hubble telescope
he said while they were out on desert fixing the telescope the dolphinoids arrived
(ETs who look like dolphins)
he said all the scientists saw them and they even took pictures of them
but NASA made them recant during their debriefing
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

...yup...comes from dining at the Good Karma Cafe

[palo verde]

Hi Oneida
I am glad you are here
hi habs, have fun last night
Oneida, when okimhere heard westy broke up with his galpal (for reasons given above) (see my post to westy bout his lovelife)
she said ''men are so dense, they don't have a clue''
but how was westy sposed to know that her bein' mad at him all the time meant she fell in love with him?
oki thinks habs can help westy get his galpal back
but habs is even more dense than westy
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Hi Goody
guess I'll walk Lulu now
be back in a few
let me know when westy arrives to shoot me
I woulda kept my mouth shut if he hadn't complained last night was so dull lol
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

...only if the ride is in a silver shadow corniche

[null and void]

Always good to be a cunning linguist...

[habs4ever]

I know if I stay in your aura long enough, I will lose my denseness and become more enlightened, n'est -ce - pas, petite chou??

[Neets]

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GoodyBrown]

...i am searching for a more meaningful life...

[habs4ever]

You can pick out any car you like on the big day, Goody...

[Neets]

You really think Habs can help Westie??? Hmmmmmm...I am not so sure about that....maybe Westie can help Habs?

[habs4ever]

Hi nully!!LOL...the quipster has arrived

[null and void]

*wink*

[habs4ever]

Ahhh, aren't we all Goody?? Until then, pour us another pink gin, and put on some Maria Callas ;-)

[habs4ever]

I think I'm coping just fine thanks, Neets..:-)

[habs4ever]

I must dash.. time to flex my pecs.Toodle loo you all, be good..

[blam]

Sorry palo, I don't do UFO's.