Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[westmex]

I don't know, but it's been a dull evening...lol..(:-0

[grannie9]

who knew that 'flying furry football terrorizes chilean teens' is where the classy gals hang out

Palo, if I have class, it must be hidden in my a... Nevermind..you get the point....I've been accused of a lot of things...never that... Ask Habs..or better yet, AC.

[grannie9]

Habs, my dear..I resemble that statement.. You know me soooo well...

I want silver gray silk P.J.'s with short sleeves, low neck...

[grannie9]

Bache ca ma li, Goody. That means.. whazzup? Pink Gin? Oh my... now that is class...

[grannie9]

I have a looooog memory.. The next conference could get ugly....

Just don't turn your back on a gray haired Granny, that has the evil eye..and knows how to use it....smooch

[grannie9]

Westy... Bache ca ma li... It's good to see a post from you again... What's happenin, doo-da-la? Other than chasin women..

[grannie9]

Oh good.. my first funkle... It may not be that bad a day after all...

I was exceptionally lucky last night, my luck must be holding over.. {;D}

[Argh]

Up here some well-informed people have been saying that if you're English and want one other language, Spanish is more important even than French in Canada, because free trade is likely to expand into Central and South America. Whereas Quebec seems to get more irrelevant all the time.

[grannie9]

Send them in a brown paper envelope, to a postal box address ;-) I tried this already on Grannie, and she fell for it!!LOL

Oh yeah, big boy? Be "very afraid" when you open that package...(the envelope was too small)..lol

It might not be what you expected.. Lots of things come in brown paper packages.

[palo verde]

Good mornin' Argh
Nice to see you
I think you're lucky to be bi-lingual
Both my parents grew up in a home where only yiddish was spoken, until they went to school
cause my grandparents came here from Poland and the Ukraine
As a little girl I remember being told my Rochester grandfather could speak 5 languages
I bet now my mom wishes she had kept up her Yiddish, but at the time of course all she wanted was to be american like everyone else
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

good mornin' all
we had such wonderful breezes all night long
I slept by an open window
I wonder if they blew down from Argh's neck of the woods in Vancouver
they were mild and wonderful
in the middle of the night I heard Bill climbing the ladder right by my open window
he had been painting on the roof all day
and the wind blew down his easel
after that all my dreams had someone on their roof painting a picture
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I'm sorry you had such a dull evening
let us re-examine your love life again
you found a gal who lives close by who likes to travel
you went to Baja together
she was a great travel partner
one thing led to another
and you were snuggling on cold winter Baja nights
everything was perfect
then all of a sudden she started to ask lots of questions, didn't like the answers, was mad at you all the time, and there was no pleasing her
clearly she fell in love with you
some girls act funny when they fall in love
I used to be like that myself, don't know know why, stupid I guess
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

Mots amoko, pyyzer toevoo. Don't ask. Maybe I'll tell ya later...

[GoodyBrown]

Forget grannie, spalpeen. I'm keeping an eye on ye meself...

[GoodyBrown]

Bubbeleh...is it OK to ask what sort of painting your husband does?

[grannie9]

LOL ....go for it Goody

[andysandmikesmom]

Good morning Palo....just a brief drop in here...still need to go to the grocery store, and spend money...then cook the hubbys meal, before I get him up to go to work....poor guy, having to work on Sundays...I know he just hates it...anyway, wanted to stop in and say hello...

Palo, dont forget, tomorrow starts the Westminster Kennel Club Show...USA will run the first three hour part on Monday evening, and then rerun it on Tues morning...then the second part is run on Tues evening, and it is rerun on Wed. morning

I always like to watch the whole event, as I just love all dogs...however, our favorite, the basset hound will be making its appearance on the second night, and will be the second group shown...so make sure you check your TV schedule, so that you get the times right...I will remind you again, so that you wont miss it...perhaps you can find a champion boyfriend for Lulu...and Happy will be interested in the German Shepherds....

Weather here today will be surprisingly nice for this time of year...no rain today, and temps in the upper 50s...of course, we still have grey skies, which is normal for this time of year...ah, but glorious spring is on the way...

Well, I should get ready to head out, and shop....ugh...I hate grocery shopping...

[GoodyBrown]

How cheerfully he seems to grin
How Neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws

[palo verde]

hi cookie
Tucson has mountains on all four sides
but because of houses all around, you can't see the mountains unless you go on the roof
I figure he is up there painting the mountains and the sky
he did one last week in one afternoon, which is really fresh and lovely
his favorite thing to paint is naked women
the art school at the university has beautiful naked women model on tuesday and thursday evenings
on saturdays they wear a costume
it's called open studio
anyone can come and paint the model, each person chips in $6.00 to pay her
he used to like to do that
but winter is the only time you can be outside all day in Tucson
(in summer our temps soar)
and maybe it makes him happy to look down and see Lulu and Happy in the yard too
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

dammit...too much tabasco on the coddled egg...