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A few years ago at 'The Blueberry Arts Festival' in Ketchikan, the local artsy fartsy/NPR-lovin'/NEA crowd who dominate such activities, held an 'Original Limerick Contest'.

I was traveling through town and being inspired by the latest PooP Culture news decided to make this offering of my own.

There once was a fellow named Pee Wee,
Who did 'Kid's Shows' on national TV
But in a dark porno flick
He got taught by a Dick
Not to publicly play with his wee-wee...HE-HE !!

I thought it was pretty cute, but would you believe the local liberal crowd just gave it a few titters ... didn't even rate an 'Honorable Mention'.

I guess my take on the theme was simply judged as too judgmental ... too 'black & white' ... too restrictive for their particular sense of (in my best Savage voice) DI v-e-r- SITY.