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What NOT to say to the Nice Policeman
beat's me

Posted on 01/17/2002 2:38:28 PM PST by TexanaRED

Just of bit of Thursday afternoon humor.


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To: TexanaRED
When the Sherriffs department calls up during tele marketing hours asking for donations reply, "When you give me a speeding ticket I'll send you some money."

This works. I got pulled over for going 11 mph over the speed limit less than 24 hours later.

21 posted on 01/17/2002 6:38:50 PM PST by SSN558
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To: TexanaRED
"Are you going to sing like the guy on Cop Rock?"
22 posted on 01/17/2002 6:40:11 PM PST by nonliberal
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To: TexanaRED
LOL.........I'm copying this and giving it to my son-in-law (a cop). They do hear and see some strange things.

Not long ago he had to check out a suspicious truck and found the guy had a llama in the back. He thought it was so funny that he had a picture taken of him, the guy and the llama.

23 posted on 01/17/2002 6:45:09 PM PST by Southflanknorthpawsis
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To: Jhoffa_
LOL!!! Hey, Jhoffa_, weren't you the one with the "Dad, your wiener smells bad!" story? I hurt myself laughing on that one. Man, you should write a book!
24 posted on 01/20/2002 3:32:53 PM PST by stands2reason
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