Posted on 01/16/2002 8:35:17 AM PST by Servant of the Nine
You'll have to show me where I have ever disavowed them!!!
Child, I could tell you tales of sexual intrigue and conquest that would curl your toes.
Unfortunately I am starting to develop a reputation as a sexual predator here in the forum.
Next month I resolve to cut back to less than 20 dangerous liaisons with FReeperettes per month.
Supplies of eligible FReeperettes are running thin though, perhaps you have a few friends whom you could recommend to me. You know, since you are a good friend to them and are only concerned for their well-being and all. I am sure you would want them to have an active social life.
Please just alphabetize the list and freepmail me. We can discuss a commission rate later.
:-)
Usually when I hear that, the next phrase I hear is: "Do it again!!"
Somehow, with you in Arkansas, and me in NC, that probably WON'T be the next thing you say to me. Darn!
Tell him to eat GRITS ... I'm telling ya .. it was the ONLY thing that I could keep down after my surgery
Wondering is he taking Codine for the pain .. that was my problem of not being able to keep food down
YOU had your stomach stapled?!?!?!?!?!?!
I will have to see photographic evidence of that... I can't even make my brain imagine the image.
No, the junction of the small intestine and the stomach scarred as it healed, and shut off. Even saliva came back up.
In the office, without anesthesia, they stuck an endoscope down his throat and scraped away the scar tissue. They can do that cause you can't scream with that tube in your throat.
Now he is just in a lot of pain
You must be alergic to codeine
So9
So YOU'RE the one all the FReeper men are complaining about!
I thought you were talking about Shoulder Surgery ..
Just Forget EVERYTHING I EVER SAID or WILL SAY ..
I AM SUCH A LOSER!!!! ... roflmbo
NO .. it was ear surgery ... and like I said .. JUST IGNORE ME .... oh good grief ... fofl
And yes I am .. I learned the hard way .. lol
I feel like such an idiot .. oh well won't be the first time and I have a feeling .. it won't be the last .. fofl
***blush***
So far though, Val has proven to be a tough nut (literally) to crack. She has fought off my advances from every side. I thought I finally had her where I wanted her the other day, when she told me she got goosebumps when I said a certain word.
Later I found out it was caused by a chilly draft. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
If you had no reputation at all, it would be even more unfortunate. At least they're noticing you. You're SOMEBODY, even if a ratttttttt.
ROTFL! A very "colorful" ratttttt at that!
Yeah, but Val the old saying goes: "It doesn't matter what they say about you as long as they spell your name correctly."
***sigh***
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