Freeper Uncovers Secret Enron-Anderson Emails

January 15, 2001 | parsifal

[truth_seeker]

EBS is continuously looking for new opportunities to apply its unique business model.

One potential client would be Calif. Gov. Greyout Davis. Preparing for the 2002 campaign, Davis will propose buying Broadband capacity from Enron, for future payment by taxpayers.

Give everybody in Calif. free high-speed internet. Commit to pay Enron waaaay over market prices. Pay later. It worked for Enron and Davis for natural gas. Why not broadband?

[Twodees]

Oh Lord, parsy. Here you have went and uncovered the smoking gun in the Enron case. I hope that you don't disappear because of this. Do you have a good lawyer to keep from being false arrested and all that?

[GretchenEE]

Now that you've brought up Tanya, can someone explain to me why Tanya Harding is banned for life from her sport and Mike Tyson is still able to get paid to bite off people's ears? Not that I have any sympathy for either of them.

[parsifal]

"When confronted with the evidence they both said they thought the device was a document scanner."

And what was coming out was little strips of microfiche. LOL. (PS: Do you sense a Fawn Hill in this scenario??) parsy.

[Bonaparte]

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[Bonaparte]

I think it's Fawn Hall, parsy. Seems like a lifetime ago.

[LonePalm]

Hi Parsi,
Nice job on the e-mails. Keep up the good work. What is sad is that I could still follow the text even 25 years out of business school.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[parsifal]

And to think some of you freepers thought I didn't know nothing about business...

[facedown]

Very funny and creative - thanks!

[LonePalm]

You understand business, just not Free Market economics. ;-)

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)