They don't have a clue on bagels, the pizza flat out sucks, even the chinese foods tastes like cardboard, the chicken wings are ok, the ribs ? from Sonny's to Bono's To Dales to Leroys smoke trailer next to the Texaco station, they're still trying new stuff. It took 27 years for chestnuts to show up at the supermarkets on Thanksgiving but turkeys are sometimes as cheap as $0.16 per pound. Winn Dixie and Piggly Wiggly think they know how to make an antipasto salad and no you don't just chop up a bunch of cold cut butt-ends and soak em garlic and oil, SIDEWALKS ----- GET A CLUE ------- PEOPLE WALK ON SIDEWALK!! BUILD SOME! And if you could roll up the streets at 8:15pm, WHY bother leaving the traffic lights on???? December thru February is snow-bird hell and yes, we do have enough self-serve car wash bays and it looks like we might have enough strip malls where everyone gets one.
But my taxes are way less and I can ride my Harley 12 months out of the year.
When I cook A pig I can throw him in my barrel/drum smoker w/side firebox and feed it ORANGE WOOD. And YES, it is legal to drive barefoot, thanks. Aligator tastes like -- ALLIGATOR! Catfish is best served cooked. Biscuits and gravy does come with sausage!
DJEEETYET is a request for information!
DJEEETYET = Did you Eat yet?
Loved the rant.