[deadrock]

Darwin award contestant #3?

[ken5050]

Three years ago, in the next county, a homeowner, after several days oif heavy snow, was rightly concerned about the amount of snow on his roof, and the danger of damage due to "ice damming" ..so he climbed up on the roof of his three story house, rigged a line to pull his snowblower up to the roof, and proceeded to clear the roof of the acumulated snow. During this exercise, he hit an icy patch slid over the side, and fell the three stories rto the ground. He escaped any injuries due to the fall, as the several feet of piled up snow cushioned his impact, but several seconds after his soft landing, he suffered severe head injuries when the snowblower also slid off the roof and landed atop him..

[Darksheare]

It's either you or me, Frosty!
*Unfortunately for him, Frosty was the better shot*

[sokit2mebb]

Maybe we can introduce the woman from Albuquerque that just shot herself. They*d make a "killer" couple. LOL

[general_re]

Who're you callin' yella, tenderfoot?

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Mr. Bowling returned home to find a note from the soon-to-be-former Mrs. Bowling...

[LurkedLongEnough]

Doesn't anyone CARE about the snowman's fate?

[Fidgit]

obviously the snowman was just a little faster.

[Happygal]

[DouglasKC]

Snowman: 1
Moron: 0

[Rodney King]

Too bad nobody told him not to put his finger on the trigger until the gun is drawn.

[Jack Wilson]

Did the snowman have an icy stare?

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

snowman

[TigersEye]

A'yup. A classic case of violating rule #one.
Never take a gun to a snowball fight.

[Howie]

About the only time I "carry" any more is when I take the old dog for a walk. I just stick the pistol in the front of my waistband,............

[Don Myers]

The snowman won that one.

[Alas Babylon!]

Snowman to Bob "Johnny Ringo" Bowling, "I'm your Huckleberry!"