Man accidentally shoots himself in 'showdown' with a snowman

Daily Independent ^

[proudofthesouth]

I collect snowmen figurines, dolls, pins, cartoons, mugs, etc. as a hobby. Thank you all for what you have posted here. This will be added to my collection.

[Howie]

About the only time I "carry" any more is when I take the old dog for a walk. I just stick the pistol in the front of my waistband,............

[CRAW]

So it’s you, who’s been stealing all my snowmen.

Every April somebody sneaks into my yard and steals my snowman.

You better stop it, or I'm going to report you.

[proudofthesouth]

Ha! Ha!

I come cloaked in sun rays and warm temperatures.

[HiJinx]

in the front of my waistband...

W'all, now, pardner, y'all better keep yore trigger finger off'n yer trigger when you go ta draw that there hogleg...

[Don Myers]

The snowman won that one.

[Don Myers]

"Unfortunatly, pacticing quick draw has always resulted in a number of training casulties. "

Especially when using live ammo.

[Don Myers]

"W'all, now, pardner, y'all better keep yore trigger finger off'n yer trigger when you go ta draw that there hogleg..."

Yeah, any sudden twitches might be disastrous.

[redheadtoo]

This man might not be eligible for a Darwin Award but he certainly deserves an honorable mention. Honorable mentions are given for people who harm themselves through great acts of stupidity but by dumb luck manage to survive their foolish stunts.

[Alas Babylon!]

Snowman to Bob "Johnny Ringo" Bowling, "I'm your Huckleberry!"

[Howie]

Compounding the problem; I have a very short barrel and a hair trigger. Maybe I'll invest in a holster! Gotta go, gotta walk the dog. See Ya'll later.

[archy]

The snowman won that one.

But not the rematch:

[Don Myers]

He will be back. Just wait until Halloween comes around.

[VaBthang4]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!