[CounterCounterCulture]

VISUALIZE SPEEDBUMPS

[COBOL2Java]

Secretary Reich displays the head-shaped wart which has grown on his left hand. "When I am elected governor, " said Reich, "cosmetic surgery will be a free benefit to all Commonwealth citizens."

[Constitutional Patriot]

....Everybody..."We are the lolly-pop gang....the lolly pop gang.."

[JulieRNR21]

From Reich: I need an official step stool about this high so I can look down on the sheeple from my ivory tower while I raise taxes to pay for all social programs I promised to get their votes!

[Argh]

"Nose to nose and my toes is in it, and toes to toes and my nose is in it."

[stanz]

Poof, you're a governor!

[Hipixs]

So now we know who stole Dashle's podium "helper":


Former Clinton administration Labor Secretary Robert Reich stands on a box behind the podium as he announces during a January 9, 2002 news conference in Boston that he will run as a Democratic candidate for Governor of Massachusetts. Reich hopes to challenge Republican acting Governor Jane Swift as the Democratic nominee in the November 2002 election. He repeatedly joked about his stature during the news conference. REUTERS/Jim Bourg

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

"If Clinton was really lying all of that time, may three points of light appear above my right shoulder...."

" What the...."

...oh.......no....

[Gritty]

"... and so, I sez to Little Tommy Daschle, 'See, I am so this much taller than you!'"

[SlightOfTongue]

Visualize speedbumps

I can visualize other things, too

Like: Starring role in the remake of "The (Demon)Rats Of Nimh" or if he doesn't get the part, a definite candidate for a General Motors crash test dummy.

[TADSLOS]

You're eyes are getting heavy now,...heavier...you feel relaxed, you pull out your checkbook...yesss, that's it...you write a LARGE check....to me.....

[Alberta's Child]

"This is what I look like when I try to get my cup of coffee off the deli counter!"

[Soaring Feather]

Let's get that bar lowered!

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Wait, wait, wait. That person at the podium is his wife?

I thought it was a man, baby.

Madonne, she's fugly. I bet she has to sneak up on a glass of water.

[mymanbush]

"Hey,who stole my tri-cycle"!

[mymanbush]

"This is how high the BULL $HIT will be tonight"!

[sixmil]

"I will now show you the proper method of yogic flying"

[ElectricStrawberry]

"I will now demonstrate how to properly pray--Taliban style!!"

[HighWheeler]

"....So Clinton has me put on a woman's wig,
then I put my hands on his knees like this........"

[Recovering_Democrat]

We represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild....

[gaspar]

Help me! I can't swim and its up to my nose!