Computerized Bra Gets FDA Approval

Mystique Magazine Online | January 6th, 2001

[StoneColdGOP]

Women interested in increasing their breast size may finally have an alternative to pills, creams or surgery. None has been clinically proven until now. The Food and Drug Administration has given its stamp of approval to a non-surgical system called the "Brava Bra." The bra works with a vacuum system, pulling out the tissue to increase the breast size. Two hard plastic cups are linked by tubes to a computer pack, and are pulled together with a mesh sports bra. But the user must have patience. A woman would have to wear the bra 10 consecutive hours a day for 10 consecutive days. She also can track her progress on the Internet. "It has a modem to the charger and this data goes back to a central office and then the lady can go on the computer and monitor her progress and see how she's doing," cosmetic surgeon Bruce White said. The Brava Bra was designed for small-chested women. Its maker said the average increase is one-cup size. The cost is $2,500. That's about half the cost of breast augmentation surgery.

[StoneColdGOP]

:-)

[StoneColdGOP]

"BOING!"

[xm177e2]

Didn't women who used it say it felt like a strong man was tugging on their breasts all day?

[College Repub]

hah

[jjbrouwer]

Men can use the device too.

[goldstategop]

Reminds me of the wonder bra on Ally McBeal . Another case of life imitating art. How many women will flock to buy it to increase their bust size? All in the hopes that a man's eyes will be drawn to them in the crowd.... taking about self-advertisement. Bwahahahaha!!!

[StoneColdGOP]

Damn it man, a visual I didn't need...

[lizma]

is that mel gibson????? YUKKKKKK!!!

[sokit2mebb]

I wonder what will happen the first time one of them gets stuck while pumping. LOL!

[Leroy S. Mort]

The Mac version will cost $4,000, but come in 7 designer colors.

[jjbrouwer]

Kelly Brook is probably a better model.

[goldstategop]

Oh yes... there is a similar device to allow a man to produce a hard-on. Who says all's fair in love & war isn't true?? :-)

[jjbrouwer]

Yup, that is the 'Patriot' (English translation = w*nker).

[csvset]

Melinda Gibson?

[Pistolshot]

Here's a prototype.

[unsycophant]

...and then the lady can go on the computer and monitor her progress and see how she's doing," cosmetic surgeon Bruce White said.

What happens if the lady gets hacked while she's online?

[sokit2mebb]

I bet your post gets pulled. No pun intended. LOL!!

[rainingred]

Ping. Your kind of thread.

[Pistolshot]

Try this one.

http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/GetSmart/gallery1/funny7.JPG

[goldstategop]

LOL!!! Well at least the sexes are now equal when comes to using pumps to get noticed...