FREEPER FUNNIES/Add Your Own

FReepers | January 1, 2002

[sweetliberty]

Vanity with a purpose: FReepers, post some of the funniest stuff you've run across this past year for some big laughs to start the new year!

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There are a few on this list that are real good comebacks for liberals!

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN'T!
• I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t.
• I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
• How about never? Is never good for you?
• I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
• I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
• I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
• I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
• I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
• It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
• Ahhh...I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again...
• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
• You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
• I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a d**n.
• I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
• I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
• Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
• The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
• Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
• What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
• I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
• It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
• And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
• Do I look like a people person?
• This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
• I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
• Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
• A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
• Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
• Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
• How do I set a laser printer to stun?
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks

[sport]

Bump!

[phantomworker]

LOLOL!

[Krodg]

11. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee

My hubby always brings me a cup of coffee when he wakes me...I jump out of bed, hit the connect option, grab my coffee and head for the potty. Is this wrong??

[JewishRighter]

bttt

[Christian4Bush]

mark

[TexasTransplant]

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