Top 30 ways to anger a Liberal

Rocky Mountian Rattlesnake Press ^ | 30DEC01 | Darren Morrison

[RMrattlesnake]

Top 30 ways to anger a Liberal

30. Have empty shell casings in you pocket and when you reach in for change let them see.

29. Point out that GW Bush earned a Harvard MBA, whereas Al Gore dropped out of law school and flunked out of divinity school

28. Ask them if the government should encourage irresponsibility, ingratitude, and forced compassion? Then talk about entitlement programs.

27. Teach your nieces and nephews (all under 18) how to shoot a handgun.

26. Suggest that if we could find the Bolivian soldier that put a bullet in Che Guevera's head, he be offered the Nobel Peace Prize.

25. Refer to the Waco tragedy as and American Holocaust.

24. Mention the Marxism has been the most deadly ideology in world history.

23. Tell them that the only reason Chile is not another Argentina is due to the greatness of Pinochet and his economic reforms.

22. Tell them that you eat meat, wear leather, wear fur, and love things made from silk.

22. Inform them that the UNIBOMBER took, many of his positions, from Gore’s book, “ EARTH IN THE BALANCE”.

21. Criticize Palestinians then defend Israel.

20. Mention that Bill Clinton's legacy was a stain on a blue dress.

19. Remind them that Hitler was a socialist.

18. Drive the largest vehicle with the biggest engine money can buy.

17. Mention that "the bigger the better" doesn't apply to government.

16. Remind them that Bill Clinton was a lying, cheating, scumbag and a rapist.

15. Go hunting with your kids

14. Criticize the United Nations.

13. Support the Boy Scouts.

12. Have lots of children and encourage others to do the same.

11. Refer to homosexuals as sodomites.

10. Read your bible in public and pray in restaurants.

9. Refer to abortion as infanticide.

8. Put up an American flag in front of your house.

7. Teach your kids, morals and values. Including discipline.

6. Vote for someone with your values

5. Go to a Fundamental Bible believing church.

4. Home school your kids.

3. Buy a gun and some ammo.

2. Tell some one about Jesus and salvation.

1. Speak the truth.

[RMrattlesnake]

I am up to 30 now would like to get 50 on there before I put it to print. If anyone has some ideas I would love to hear them. PS I put out a monthly coffee house underground newspaper that sits next to all the other liberal underground papers If you have written something and would like to give some exposer I would be great full for any articlas I can get. I would advertise your website if you do and I will give you full credit for it. Just freep mail me or send it to rmrattlesnake@lycos.com (Don't worry I have a proff reader for my work.) I am a disflexic with a newspaper what a country.

[cardinal4]

Make fun of algores beard.

[H2dude]

alot of these are not worthy of thinking conservatives

[Rightly Biased]

Remind them algore invented the internet and was the model for love story, or any of his other lies.
remind them clinton was impeached

[LonePalm]

ok, ok, all right, all ready,

28 out of 31, I threw my shell casings away earlier today.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[redbaiter]

Ask a liberal to guess what the top tax rate was in 1981 when Ronaldus Magnus took office. Let them make their guesses (which will all be far too low)... then watch their eyes bug out when you tell them what it really was (70%). Then ask them to guess what the interest rates were (21%) and so on. Then ask them to speculate on why the economy was doing so badly in the late 70s.

[stubernx98]

I agree, especially the holier than thou religious ones. There are alot of people on the left who are religious, and all the writer does is confirm his intolerence.

[BlessedBeGod]

5. Go to a Fundamental Bible believing church.

5a. Be a practicing Catholic, loyal to the teachings of the Church.

[Bonaparte]

31. Promote whale oil as a great source of alternative energy, until we complete the ANWR drilling.

32. Denounce global warming as junk science.

33. Refer to IRS agents as jack-booted thugs.

34. Refer to Adlai Stevenson as Alger Stevenson.

35. Praise the Gipper every chance you get.

[KC_Conspirator]

19. Remind them that Hitler was a socialist.

And...

31. Remind them that Hitler was a vegetarian.
32. Remind them that Hitler as an anti-smoking zealot.

[Centurion2000]

Use Facts and Logic in a political debate.

[jackliberty]

22(A). Inform them that the UNIBOMBER took, many of his positions, from Gore’s book, “ EARTH IN THE BALANCE”.

I believe you've got this backward; Gore took many of his positions from the UNIBOMBER.

[Silvertip]

16. Remind them that Bill Clinton was a lying, cheating, scumbag and a rapist, TRAITOR, war criminal, murderer, pervert, communist, rotten ****ing PoS.

[Silvertip]

Oh yeah, and a 'liberal.'

[blau993]

Sorry Snake,

Many of your points are good, but when you get to the religious stuff you falter. Many religions, and no religion, are good. Many points of view on abortion have merit. Conservatism is not the captive of Catholicism or any other ism. We think each issue anew. We do not pigeon hole based on pre-conditioned response mechanisms. That is what the RATS do. OK?

[Maceman]

Refer to yourself as a "Native American," and remind people that American Indians are more properly called "Aboriginal Americans." (Check Webster's if you doubt it.)

Brag about how you indicated that you are a Native American on your census form.

[Smedley]

There's a bumpersticker that says it all:

Be Happy
Piss a liberal off

[Bonaparte]

36. Blow cigar smoke in their faces, then tell them, "It's alright, it's Cuban."

37. Proudly proclaim your Southern Heritage while humming "Old Black Joe" and "Carry Me Home To Old Virginny," refer to blacks as negroes and "our coloreds." If they object, call them thin-skinned Yankees and challenge them to a duel.

[Rebelcajun]

Stop using the name of the immediate past President, but take a hint from Prince and from Harry Potter and refer to the immediate past President as the “President whose name we must never speak.” This will drive the President whose name we must never speak CRAZY!!!