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Posted on 12/29/2001 8:44:56 PM PST by Jim Robinson

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KEYWORDS: cheesewatch; moosewatch
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To: classygreeneyedblonde
LOL. I hate that word...math. It took me three tries to pass Calculus in college.

I never want to see it again outside of the scoreboard.

21 posted on 12/29/2001 8:53:02 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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To: AmishDude
What's wrong with math?!?

Everything.

22 posted on 12/29/2001 8:53:31 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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To: Jim Robinson

23 posted on 12/29/2001 8:55:07 PM PST by hole_n_one
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Guess this is as good a place as any for the following... um... I'm just TESTING the thread, yeah, that's it...:

HOOK 'EM, HORNS!

24 posted on 12/29/2001 8:55:43 PM PST by austinTparty
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To: Dan from Michigan
Math is life. Math is the font of human knowledge. Math is the language of the universe. Mathematics IS knowledge -- everything else is just information.
25 posted on 12/29/2001 8:56:23 PM PST by AmishDude
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To: Jim Robinson;ALL
O.K., Who spiked Mr. Robinsons punch?

He should know better, especially late on a saturday night!

;-)

26 posted on 12/29/2001 8:56:24 PM PST by StriperSniper
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To: classygreeneyedblonde
51 Days

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts.

Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster.

When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"

The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"

27 posted on 12/29/2001 8:56:34 PM PST by jmp702
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To: Jim Robinson
You get an A for execution, but a C+ for originality. Of course, I say this and this thread will go to 230300000000 replies........
28 posted on 12/29/2001 8:56:44 PM PST by lawgirl
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To: austinTparty
What an awful sports day today.:(

Our hockey team and basketball team both lost today. I just hope our football team wins tomorrow.

Go Green! Go White!

29 posted on 12/29/2001 8:57:54 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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To: Dan from Michigan
Homogeneous Linear Equations With Constant Coefficients


30 posted on 12/29/2001 8:57:59 PM PST by WIMom
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To: austinTparty
The following is a test of the Emergency Posting System. For the next few seconds, you will see a tone...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP

This concludes the test of the Emergency Posting System. had this been an actual post, you would have been told where to go...

31 posted on 12/29/2001 8:58:49 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks
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To: austinTparty
BUMP!!!!!!!
32 posted on 12/29/2001 9:00:13 PM PST by the_doc
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To: Jim Robinson
I was just *thinking* about shutting off my computer, and you post this informative thread?
33 posted on 12/29/2001 9:00:19 PM PST by WIMom
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To: jmp702
This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, " Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE ICE RINK MANAGER"

34 posted on 12/29/2001 9:00:29 PM PST by jmp702
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To: Jim Robinson
You really want to know how many posts will answer this one word?
35 posted on 12/29/2001 9:00:33 PM PST by womanvet
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To: WIMom
It's all Greek to me, especially those @#$^&@$ trig functions there.
36 posted on 12/29/2001 9:00:40 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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To: Dan from Michigan
I'll root for your team... cuz I don't have a dog in that hunt... ;-)

Hope you saw the UT game, though, man-oh-man was it a nail-biter. Major Applewhite rocks!

And in further sports stuff: I almost hope Nebraska beats Miami, just to further prove what a joke the BCS system is... but that's a WHOLE other story...

37 posted on 12/29/2001 9:01:15 PM PST by austinTparty
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To: nunya bidness
Story problems. Goody.
38 posted on 12/29/2001 9:01:32 PM PST by MadameAxe
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To: WIMom
Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcellent!
39 posted on 12/29/2001 9:02:50 PM PST by AmishDude
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