[Down South]

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

Multiple characters in Star Wars, Episodes I, IV, V and VI. (And likely II and III soon!)

[Emmanual_Goldstein16]

Dark Helmet: "What the hell is this?"

Colonel:"You are looking at now sir. Everything that's happening now is happening now."

Dark Helmet:"What happened to then?"

Colonel:"We passed then."

Dark Helmet:"When?"

Colonel:"Just now."

Dark Helmet:"Well, go back to then."

Colonel"We can't."

Dark Helmet:"Why not?"

Colonel:"We passed then."

Dark Helmet:"When?"

Colonel:"Just now."

Dark Helmet:........when will then be now?"

Colonel:"SOON."

Conversation between Colonel Sanders and Dark Helemt in Spaceballs

[beGlad]

"Problem with your droid?"

Lance Carrilion (I think that's his name on number 5, upon seeing C3PO in pieces.)

[lwg8tr]

"donkey if it were me...YOU'D BE DEAD!!!" Shrek