[Emmanual_Goldstein16]

Dark Helmet: "What the hell is this?"

Colonel:"You are looking at now sir. Everything that's happening now is happening now."

Dark Helmet:"What happened to then?"

Colonel:"We passed then."

Dark Helmet:"When?"

Colonel:"Just now."

Dark Helmet:"Well, go back to then."

Colonel"We can't."

Dark Helmet:"Why not?"

Colonel:"We passed then."

Dark Helmet:"When?"

Colonel:"Just now."

Dark Helmet:........when will then be now?"

Colonel:"SOON."

Conversation between Colonel Sanders and Dark Helemt in Spaceballs

[rockfish59]

lol!
i'll bet it took a hundred takes to do that scene.
sounds like 'who's on first'!

[rockfish59]

'son of a bitch! you shot my hair'!
(from the same movie)