[opbuzz]

You know you're gonna look awfully silly with that knife sticking up your ass.

Clint Eastwood -High Plains Drifter

[GSWarrior]

"They're called breasts, mamma. Every woman has them."--Sissy Spacek in Carrie

"Take off that dress. We'll burn it together and pray for forgiveness." -- Piper Laurie in Carrie

[Chi-townChief]

"No, I don't know Carl LaFong, Capital C, small a, small r, small l, Capital L, small a, Capital F, small o, small n, small g. And if I did, I wouldn't admit it."

W.C. Fields - "It's a Gift"

[gugen]

"You can be a real meat-eater kid, and I mean people, not their garbage." --Lee Marvin in Emperor of the North Pole

[Marauder]

"Aim small, miss small."
Mel Gibson, The Patriot.

[Snake65]

"Aim small, miss small" - Mel Gibson in "The Patriot"

"You just killed an unarmed man!"
"Any man who decorates his porch with my friend oughtta arm himself" - Clint Eastwood in "Unforgiven"

"That'll be the day!" - John Wayne in "Big Jake"

"Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George C. Scott as "Patton"

"No fighting gentlemen, this is the War Room."
"Are you gonna let that commie punk come in here and vomit all over us?/Premier Kissoff is an degenerate, atheist, communist..."
"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all this stuff"
"But we rejected this doomsday weapon for reasons which must now seem obvious." - All from "Dr. Strangelove"

(Harry)"Personell is for assholes"
(Harry's boss) "I spent ten years in personell, Callahan"
(Harry) "Right." - Clint (again) in "The Enforcer"

"Son, you just don't get it, do you?" Dr. Evil in "Austin Powers"

"I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for four days but doesn't die." - Mr. Garrison in "South Park"

"People don't believe in heroes anymore. You and me Max, we're gonna give them back their heroes." Max's boss in "Mad Max"

"Always with the negative waves, Moriarity." Donald Sutherland in "Kelly's Heroes"

"Awww, the first one's easy. It's the second one that's difficult to get 'em to make." John Wayne to his Vietnamese counterpart, who is about to make his first parachute drop in "The Green Berets".

(Young soldier) "Why does it have to be us?"
(Decorated colour-seargeant) "Because we're here lad. Nobody else. Just us." - Just before the attack in "Zulu"

(I could come up with a lot more, but I'd better stop...bandwidth)

[geaux]

"Son...you got a panty on yer head."

Pickup driver to Hi; Raising Arizona

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

"Life's hard when you're stupid."

Sergeant John Stryker Sands of Iwo Jima

[oldvike]

"Fletch is 6'5"..... 6'9" with the afro"

-unknown sports anouncer in the movie Fletch

[hsmomx3]

Clint Eastwood saying, "Go ahead. Make my day."

[Gil4]

From a TV show (Cheers): "Got room for a beer, Mr. Peterson?"

"No, but I am willing to add on."

[LarryLied]

"

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--Buster Keaton The General

[Lizavetta]

"It goes to 11."

Christopher Guest to Rob Reiner, in This is Spinal Tap. Background: Guest was showing Reiner his amplifier that is better than all others because its volume goes to '11', rather than the standard '10'. Reiner asks why not just make the '10' on his amplifier louder. Guest ponders this and then utters the above quote.

[El Sordo]

"Come on over here and fight like a man!"

-Kurt Russel
Big Trouble in Little China

[cactusSharp]

it has to be Armagedden and Bruce willis when he said "oh and they don't wanna pay any taxes ......ever" I was high fiving the ceiling over that quote

[mitchbert]

Peter Sellers to George C. Scott in "Dr. Strangelove"

"You can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

[Eye 4 TRUTH]

Clint Eastwood comments to the Kid in UNFORGIVEN : "It's a Hell of a thing killing a man..... you take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have." The quote is awesome, but the delivery is downright chilling. IMHO.

[Huck]

What Jesus fails to recognize is that it's the meek that are the problem

--Reggie, Life of Brian

[Chi-townChief]

"If there's gonna be some shootin' ... I'd better get my rest."

Clint Eastwood - "For a Few Dollars More"

[SGCOS]

"Mini-me, stop humping the laser"

Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me