Posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:05 AM PST by Slyfox
List your favorite movie quotes from your favorite actors and the movie they said it in.
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty apes.
Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes".
Cary Grant to Irene Dunne in "Penny Serenade"
-- Richard S. Castellano in "The Godfather"
Not quite: as caporegime Sal Tessio, upon the delivery of killer Luca Brasi's bulletproof vest wrapped around a couple of flounders, he noted:
It's a Sicilian message; It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
I hope that you meant no disrespect to the Corleone family or to my Godfather by your simple error....
-archy-
Cerebral? Love and Death is anything BUT cerebral. Even if the movie is an exercise at discovering the meaning of life, nothing in the movie can possibly be taken seriously. If you haven't seen it, you should check it out. I consider it to be in the same opus as Bananas, Sleeper, and Take the Money and Run.
Since you brought it up, here are a few good ones from Sleeper:
"I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I'd been going all this time, I'd probably almost be cured by now."
"Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It's a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants."
"When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said 'rabies.' She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a great dane."
Cheers!
"he no prug into my nees"
"none of your peckadillos around here!"
By the way, the next night..."she had another woman with her!"
"a human coin, on edge for a brief time, in...the Twilight Zone.
"Bleed all over them..let 'em know you're there" - Slapshot
"Well which is it young fella--you want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Cuz if'n I freeze, I can't likely drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. " - Raising Arizona
"It's not the money I'll miss...it's the stuff." - Bernadette Peters in "The Jerk"
Yvonne: Rick, where were you last night?
Rick: That's so long ago, I can't remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick: I never make plans that far in advance.
Actually, just cut and paste the whole script.
You talking to me?
Boys, this town needs an enema!
We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny F**kin Kaye!
I f*rt in your general direction!
I'm a zit! Get it?
How's life? Takin forever!
How's the world treatin you Mr. Peterson? Like a baby treats a diaper.
Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole d*mn planet.
It was ... soap poisoning!
Midget during a fight, while swinging nunchucks, "I'm about to give you a lesson in low center of gravity!"
What is your problem? Didn't mamma love you enough?
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it!
He violated my human dignity, Mr. Wally!
Wendy, I'm home.
I'm sure someone with your talents could find a rewarding career in either the food service or house cleaning industries.
They killed Kenny! You B*stards!
When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.
That's right! That's right! We bad!
If you don't get that contraband stogie out of my face, Sargent Major, I'm gonna stick it so far up your *ss you're gonna have to set your nose on fire to light it.
Bonus points to anyone who knows all the movies and tv shows these came from.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.