Yvonne: Rick, where were you last night?
Rick: That's so long ago, I can't remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick: I never make plans that far in advance.
Actually, just cut and paste the whole script.
You talking to me?
Boys, this town needs an enema!
We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny F**kin Kaye!
I f*rt in your general direction!
I'm a zit! Get it?
How's life? Takin forever!
How's the world treatin you Mr. Peterson? Like a baby treats a diaper.
Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole d*mn planet.
It was ... soap poisoning!
Midget during a fight, while swinging nunchucks, "I'm about to give you a lesson in low center of gravity!"
What is your problem? Didn't mamma love you enough?
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it!
He violated my human dignity, Mr. Wally!
Wendy, I'm home.
I'm sure someone with your talents could find a rewarding career in either the food service or house cleaning industries.
They killed Kenny! You B*stards!
When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.
That's right! That's right! We bad!
If you don't get that contraband stogie out of my face, Sargent Major, I'm gonna stick it so far up your *ss you're gonna have to set your nose on fire to light it.
Bonus points to anyone who knows all the movies and tv shows these came from.