[Revelation 911]

passengers were asked to submit to cavity searches, particularly older women from the mid west United States. Admiral Habablab commented that Brits are not one to profile the average arabian young male bloke. Therefore, in the spirit of good intentions we were obligated search every passenger (albeit belatedly) (sarcasm)

[Bahbah]

Admiral Habablab caused a coffee shower to inundate my keyboard.

[Revelation 911]

passengers were asked to submit to cavity searches, particularly older women from the mid west United States. Admiral Habablab commented that Brits are not one to profile the average arabian young male bloke. Therefore, in the spirit of good intentions we were obligated search every passenger (albeit belatedly) (sarcasm)

It was later noted that inspectors found several pair of lost car keys, 2 D batteries, a gerbil, several lengths of habitrail and a GI Joe (with kung fu grip). All personal effects were returned. It was unclear if any celebrities were on board, though several passengers were seen volunteering for the search, and had provided thier own gloves (more sarcasm)