[GussiedUp]

With this flu I was going to be tossing and turning as it is tonight. Now I'm going to be dreaming about being stalked by my own private internet lover-boy with an interest in organ harvesting.
Oh yes...
I'm lookiing forward to that.

ROFLMAO oh you poor soul - first the flu now a liver-harvesting tutu-draped sausage man-boy has a crush on you!
Ya'll are making my whole evening!!! I haven't had a laugh this good in a LONG time! :)

[DWSUWF]

"...first the flu now a liver-harvesting tutu-draped sausage man-boy has a crush on you!..."

Steven King, if you're reading this, and I see this crap in one of your books later on, you better send me a creative consultant's fee, dammit!

[shetlan]

Genius, it is.