[birbear]

Trailer's for sale or rent
Rooms to let, 50 cents
No phones, no pools no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes.


And for you Weird Al fans out there

I met him in a swamp down in Dagabaugh
where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, Soda.
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in raspy voice he said
Yoda Y-O-D-A Yoda.

[Neets]

LOL you guys are cracking me up and I surprised this thread lasted as long as it did,

[Tourist Guy]

I was there to match my intellect on national TV
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a PhD
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night
Art Fleming gave the answers
Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right, -ight, -ight

I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)