Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: grumpster-dumpster
So what's wrong with being single?

You can stay out as long as you want. You can go wherever you want, and do whatever you want.

You can leave books and magazines about guns, cars, and beer sitting out on the kitchen table. You're never expected to behave. You can keep "Animal House", "Slapshot", and "The Life of Brian" on continuous replay on the DVD player.

You can wait 'til morning -or the day after- to pitch the empty pizza box and beer cans. You don't have to hear "Your friends are morons..." every time they come over. You never have to go to the mall (I think that should count as 2 or 3 points).

You can walk around in your boxers all day. You can pick your nose and actually take the time to inspect your boogies. You can go a whole day without the phone being used. Your diet need only consist of ramen noodles and Guinness. You don't have to remember any dates.

And the problem is...?

65 posted on 12/23/2001 4:47:06 PM PST by Christopher
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: Christopher
 "Animal House", "Slapshot", and "The Life of Brian"

Amen to that.  I just reprised Slapshot two
days ago.  By the way, I would add
Andrew Dice Clay on Laserdisc 24 hours a day.

92 posted on 12/23/2001 8:58:56 PM PST by gcruse
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 65 | View Replies ]

To: Christopher
So what's wrong with being single?

You can stay out as long as you want. You can go wherever you want, and do whatever you want.

You can leave books and magazines about guns, cars, and beer sitting out on the kitchen table. You're never expected to behave. You can keep "Animal House", "Slapshot", and "The Life of Brian" on continuous replay on the DVD player.

You can wait 'til morning -or the day after- to pitch the empty pizza box and beer cans. You don't have to hear "Your friends are morons..." every time they come over. You never have to go to the mall (I think that should count as 2 or 3 points).

You can walk around in your boxers all day. You can pick your nose and actually take the time to inspect your boogies. You can go a whole day without the phone being used. Your diet need only consist of ramen noodles and Guinness. You don't have to remember any dates.

And the problem is...?

That I've done all that already till I got sick of it and now I want something different.

98 posted on 12/23/2001 11:12:24 PM PST by lowbridge
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 65 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson