WOW: Christians In Hell, Hitler and Dahmer , 7th Gate

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[Orual]

Perhaps Kevin found some inspiration here:

[Dimensio]

So, where is the missing persons report for the guy that entered hell? What are the names, where is the police report on the barn, what city did this take place in? A nice scary story, but dig slightly and you will find an urban ledgend....

What's this "dig" thing? Why should you have to go any further than a simple glance at some of the paragraphs to realise that the whole thing is a work of fiction? It's more fanciful than the one about Russian miners digging a hole into hell and hearing the screams of the damned.

[CubicleGuy]

Um, maybe I'm wrong here, but doesn't a fire require oxygen?

I guess that's what makes them flames of hell. They don't need no steenkin' oxygen down there.

[Jhoffa_]

Could this possibly be true?

I doubt the rest of it. But, imo this excerpt is believeable:

T-H-E-R-E ___A-R-E____M-A-N-Y ___C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N-S______H-E-R-E._____T-H-E-Y ____H-A-V-E______T-U-R-N-E-D______T-H-E-I-R_____B-A-C-K-S____O-N______T-H-E_ ____O-N-E ____W-H-O_____C-R-E-A-T-E-D_____T-H-E-M_____A-N-D____L-O-V-E-D____T-H-E-M.__ ___T-H-E-I-R____P-U-N-I-S-H-M-E-N-T_______I-S___M-O-S-T____H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E.

[Dimensio]

Um, maybe I'm wrong here, but doesn't a fire require oxygen?

I guess that's what makes them flames of hell. They don't need no steenkin' oxygen down there.

I don't buy it. Without oxygen, how could anyone breathe down there? It would make things very uncomfortable, to say the least.

[MadRobotArtist]

Given all that seems to be transpiring here in the real world, This far fetched story seems plausible. Ha!

This is exactly why idiocy must be considered a crime against humanity. Punishable, by pummeling with heavy objects.

[Sci Fi Guy]

Could this possibly be true?

Could what be true?

That a demon tricked some moron into suicide. Maybe. The demon's description of the after-life. No way.

For the record Hell is God's jail. Satan/demons have no control over it, and are terrified of it.

[muir_redwoods]

My first reaction was, "Put down the bong, step away from the weed and get some sleep."

I actually haven't had a second reaction yet

[Rodney King]

Does it make sense to say that there are Christians in hell? I mean, if you turn your back on God, then you are not a Christian, are you? I think it would better read "There are many people who pretended they were Christians here..."

[AppyPappy]

Yeah it's true. I have one of those gates in my garage. And Agaton keeps eating the cat food out there.

[Right_Wing_Mole_In_Seattle]

He told us that Hitler was not in pain, but was treated very respectably. He said that Hitler was one-part of a grand and masterful plan. He said that those who kill many people on earth are treated very well . And are given the chance, an opportunity, to enter the seventh-gate. He said that when Hitler committed suicide in his bunker. He, in actuality, entered the seventh-gate and thus would live in the grand palace of the kingdom of hell.

This is the falacy that Satan rules hell and has a great time torturing those who are sent there (except maybe his best buddies). The torture in hell is God's wrath and Satan will receive the greatest portion.

Revelation 19:20 "Then the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who worked signs in his presence, by which he deceived those who received the mark of the beast and those who worshiped his image. These two were cast alive into the lake of fire burning with brimstone."

Revelation 20:10 "The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever."

[Jhoffa_]

I think you are correct.

[Rodney King]

I once read this story about a guy who claimed he was from the planet krypton. Do you think it could be true?

[netman]

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him.

When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

John 8/44

[Jhoffa_]

Yeah it's true. I have one of those gates in my garage. And Agaton keeps eating the cat food out there.

Is he the creature that s*** blackberrys all over my garage floor and then smeared it in with his little paws?

(THANKS "Agaton"!)

[Tennessee_Bob]

what purpose would drowning someone serve?

Beats sitting around watching paint dry.

[Tennessee_Bob]

And Agaton keeps eating the cat food out there.

Had the same problem, until I discovered "Demon Away" brand catfood. Don't know what's in it, only know that it works.

[tet68]

What about the Ring?

And what about Kevin's education? How much?

Below 7 degrees of Kevin?