Ann Coulter: Attack France!

WorldNetDaily ^ | 12/19/2001 | Ann Coulter

[summer]

Well, I guess this means I have to put off a trip to France for another year... :)

[VERITAS25]

We Gung Ho Americans should cut the French a little slack. They know all about war and were thrice, in the last 200 years, led onto the killilg fields to be slaughtered. Think of Waterloo, 1870, and of the 1914-1918 debacle. Corrupt politicians betrayed them time and time again. The people do not need any more. Their position is that if anyone wants a war let them learn their own lessons.

[Lancey Howard]

France denied America the use of its airspace. As a consequence, American pilots were required to begin their missions from airbases in Britain. When the pilots finally made it to Tripoli, tired from the long flights and showing a puckish sense of humor, they bombed the French embassy by mistake. POW! So sorry, our mistake.

LOL!
Ann is not only gorgeous and brilliant, her writing skills are superb as well.

Please add me to the ping list.

[Lancey Howard]

By the way, wasn't Osama spotted in France? I'm sure he was....
BOMBS AWAY!!!

[calmseas]

France? What's that?

[stumpy]

Have they surrendered their carrier yet? Or is it too difficult to give away a carrier that has it's propellers falling off???

[TopQuark]

Coulter forgot to say that we should not only attack France, but also invade and convert them to Christianity.

[connectthedots]

You'll like this.

[shaggy eel]

BUMP

[Celtjew Libertarian]

The British weren't too happy about the French with regard to Libya, either. A few weeks after the bombing of Libya, my wife was at Epcot. She was in the British pavilion, when people noticed a few U.S. jets training overhead. One of the British employees said to my wife, "I hope the French Pavilion lets them fly over."

[cinciphil]

Quaking in the face of this show of manly force, France denied America the use of its airspace. As a consequence, American pilots were required to begin their missions from airbases in Britain. When the pilots finally made it to Tripoli, tired from the long flights and showing a puckish sense of humor, they bombed the French embassy by mistake. POW! So sorry, our mistake

I think a pilot and co-pilot died on that mission.

[foreshadowed at waco]

Some French diplomat recently called Israel 'a shitty little country'...he said that no one wanted to start WW3 to save Israel...this pig probably would have turned in his Jewish neighbors to the Gestapo to save his own sorry ass...and then stolen their furniture after they were dragged off to the camps...the French are deluded...they are a 2nd rate country of bureaucrats, socialists, and cowards...apologies to any French person who does not fit this description.

[Jimmy Valentine]

Actually a good point. The French lost so many young men in those wars [as in millions of men] that the entire genetic and reproductive pattern of France has changed [for the worse]

The British in WWI did not do much better. They lost an entire army at Ypres.

As a side bar note: God Bless General John J. Pershing for not allowing American Soldiers to fight under British and French commanders. We would probably still be there.

Regards,

[Standing Wolf]

A day without sunshine is like a day without an essay by Ann Coulter.

[BrooklynGOP]

Having exhausted itself in a spirited fight with the Nazis in the last war, France cannot work up the energy to oppose terrorism

Too funny!

[jrewingjr]

Please add me to the AC ping list. Thanks.

[the_doc]

Great add-on idea!

[goldstategop]

Hilarious... about the only thing the French are good for is their bread. Let's bomb them with it and see if they sue for peace!