Ann Coulter: Attack France!

WorldNetDaily ^ | 12/19/2001 | Ann Coulter

[FR_addict]

Are you sure she was joking? Sounded like a good idea to me.

[isthisnickcool]

What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered during WWII? "Table for One Hundred Thousand?".

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

How do you stop a French tank? A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Did you hear about the Frenchman who lost his licence to practice medicin? He was caught having sex with some of his patients. It's a shame, he was by far the best vet in town.

What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand? More sand.A FRENCHMAN named Pierre was walking through the small town he lived in with a friend. He pointed to a row of houses and says, "You see those houses? I built those houses! But do they call me Pierre the Housebuilder..No" They walked along a bit futher, and he points to a number of boats in the harbour. "You see those boats ? I built those boats! But do they call me Pierre the Boat Builder? NO!" Then he turns to his friend and says "BUT MAKE LOVE TO JUST ONE GOAT AND YOU ARE LABELED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Consort]

France no longer serves any useful purpose. They used to be a trusted ally, but now they care more about their language than about anything else. France should be partitioned to give the little BENELUX countries more territory AND move Israel to the remaining part to solve the Middle-East problem. Palestine can have the old Israel land.

[Gritty]

We must attack France. What are they going to do? Fight us?

It's a waste of time mobilising to take on these turkeys. By the time we get ready to roll they will be groveling in a train car at Versailles and asking us for billions in foreign aid to rebuild their ravaged economy (even though we had nothing to do with it).

[Robert-J]

Hey Paris! Here come the Daisy Cutters!

[Pokey78]

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[mercy]

Funny. It's good to know that the entire world (probably even Quebec) laughs at the Frogs. They are so useless. I'm sure it's a genetic thing. The ole towel-head in the woodpile problem.

[Poohbah]

We must attack France. What are they going to do? Fight us?

ROTFLMAO!

[muleskinner]

"There is nothing you can name
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there is nothing you can name that is anything like a..."

good French bashing thread

[AUgrad]

France makes great cheeeeeeese

[TopDog2]

Can anyone name one country where french is spoken where the citizens are not totally bereft of any attributes that would make them eligible to join civilization? France, Quebec (not a country, but they want to be), Haiti. I could go on, but what's the point? Ann is right. They'll surrender in a week (or less).

[Whispering Smith]

France ran out of gas some where between 1917 and 1918. He, she or it has been posturing ever since. We have assisted in his, her or its demise. The Suez in 1956 is an example where Ike pulled the plug on Israel, France and Great Britain. After that he did it again to France in Indo-China.

[TLBSHOW]

this one will have the liberals going nuts! LOL

[murdoog]

What are they going to do? Fight us?

No, but they might taunt us mercilessly and fart in our general direction. Not to mention catapulting cattle.

[Mustang]

Ann Rules!

The Frogs are self indulgent bed wetting ninnies.

Best FReegards...Mustang sends.

[GussiedUp]

Ann Coulter Ping - another homerun from Ann!

[jrewingjr]

Ann is hot and right.

[p. henry]

We can only fight France if I personally get to own the Clos Vougeot after we thrash their Gallic ... "sensibilities."

[SAMWolf]

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

[SAMWolf]

Add me to the AC ping list please.