VANITY: This is sweet, I FINALLY have Fox News!

Me, myself and I... And a BILLION other voices in my head... | December 19th, 2001, 14:33:20 Pacific | StoneColdGOP

[StoneColdGOP]

Hey! I was channel surfing yesterday afternoon when I suddenly discovered that my cable system has FINALLY begun to carry the Fox News Channel! No more suffering through CNN and MSNBC for this crazy maniac!

Woo hoo!

I probably had it for a few days but hadn't noticed until yesterday, since this past weekend I found out they had added on mad MTV and VH-1 stations that actually play music videos (and good ones at that), so I don't have to see that fruityass liberal poseur Carson Daly.

[StoneColdGOP]

Happy happy, joy joy!

[StoneColdGOP]

Thanks for banning me for a whole day yesterday afternoon (or whoever it was on duty as Admin Moderator). If I hadn't been sentenced to wasting away again in Banned-Freeperville I wouldn't have gone mindlessly channel surfing for hours in front of the TV with a case of beer and then discovered my Fox News Channel. I mean hey, you can only take so much Animal Planet and Lifetime, right?

[StoneColdGOP]

HEY! MISS ME?!

Woollyone, guess how many fingers I'm holding up!?

[StoneColdGOP]

Cue the breaking glass...

[mafree]

Good for you- now you can get addicted to FOX as well as FR.

[Bella_Bru]

I think I just felt the earth move....

[Atticus]

Enjoy!

[John Jorsett]

What did you do to get banned from FR?

Speaking of Fox News, I got fed up with my cable system a couple of years ago and got DirecTV, which carries Fox. Best decision I ever made, and I'd recommend it to anyone else sick of waiting for their cable system to get Fox.

[Capt_Hank]

Now you will get the chance to see Geraldo "Jerry Riviera" Rivera give his fake reports.

[John Jorsett]

That's a great video capture. What card are you using?

[john in orinda]

In the SF Comical, published in occupied San Francisco, they refuse to include Fox News Channel's program information.
Regards,

[Cogadh na Sith]

That was one mean kitten thread. Sheesh.

[Skel]

Just in time for Jerry Rivers!

[Bella_Bru]

LMAO! Yeah, OPH, she's your girl...uh-huh. Say, if you ever run out of hand lotion, I got a ton of coupons and free samples.

[Petronski]

Yeah, but the novelty will wear off in, like, 30 years.

[Phyto Chems]

I had to break down (my cable company in the area did not wnat to carry it, so I will give Dish Network my 30 bucks a month) and get DishNetwork so I now have it also, I have had it a few weeks now, I enjoy it so much. So IF any of YOU FOX folks are here lerking about, THANKS SO MUCH for some good news.

[NeoCaveman]

I mean hey, you can only take so much Animal Planet and Lifetime, right?

Lifetime "man bad, woman good channel" Say it ain't so...

[Citizen of the Savage Nation]

Welcome to the Real World. You'll never want to go back.

[NeoCaveman]

HEY! MISS ME?!

How can we be talking about tv when there are abortions?

How can we be talking about tv while there are illegal aliens.

Do you feel back at home now, SCGOP :)