Let's see; abolish the IRS and Department of Education, get out of the UN, drastically cut government spending; yep, right out of Hillary's platform. Not.
Let's see....abolish the "racist" death penalty, end the "racist" war on drugs (this was a favorite of George McGovern and currently a major plank in the Socialist Party), end "discriminating" laws that support traditional marriage, have open borders, stop evil George Bush from bombing the poor terrorists in Afghanistan, and allow abortion of demand while being "personally" against it (a favorite of "moderate" Democrats). Yep. Sounds conservative to me. Not.
Interestingly, you failed to include the part about the drugs. :)
Yes, what a joke. Libertarians are a H@LL of a lot more fiscally conservative than "conservatives."