BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR A QUARTER MILLION POUNDS-24 Yr. old Blonde auctions Herself as Wife On Net

UK Morning Sun and Ananova.com ^ | Saturday December 15, 2001 | What Tomorrow's Papers Say Column

[umbra]

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What the Papers Say-The Sun

BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR 1/4 MILLION POUNDS

A pretty 24 year old blonde is auctioning herself off as a wife on the internet.

[coloradan]

[_Jim]

Heck, I am a pretty 35 year old brunette, and wouldn't go any lower than 20 million

Would you consider a 'time payment' plan?

Or - how about a long-term lease with option to own?

[AmericanGurl]

She had that picture taken at Glamour Shots - *snicker*

If I knew how to post a picture I would show you a picture of what she really looks like.

[umbra]

Is she a Mormon?

[DaiHuy]

She is ok, but not worth a 1/4 million pounds

[nmh]

Time to give MadIvan a shout? Bidders must be Brits and bewtween the ages of 25-35. Atleast he could TRY to straighten her out.

[raygun]

For a quarter, no problem. I'm in! This does confer conjugal rights, no? And I'm in for the housecleaning and removing my toenail clippings from the desktop.

Oh, yes, I'm in, I'm in, I'm In!!!!! How come everybody's looking at me so wierd?

[Reaganesque]

Here's a link to the page with her picture. I dunno. She's not unattractive but...

[umbra]

I like that picture better than the first one!

[GeoPie]

In case anyone is planning on bidding; todays exchange rate is:

$1USD = 0.687427 Pounds

[Age of Reason]

BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR 1/4 MILLION POUNDS

No thanks.

I think I'll wait a few more years until they invent robot wives.

They'll probably be cheaper, prettier, and I could unplug them whenever I want to go bowling with the guys.

[phillibuck]

www.marrytheresa.com This one is just as attractive, probably much more sane, and doesn't want your money!

[umbra]

Mad Ivan may have found his blushing bride, they both work on computers and have lots in common.

[_Jim]

If I knew how to post a picture I would show you a picture of what she really looks like.

Can you give us a link? (Just enter it like text - we can 'cut and paste' that into a new browser window.)

[AmericanGurl]

Sure...

http://roxie.freeservers.com/images/juneypic.jpg

(okay, this isn't really "THAT" woman, but it goes to show that "blonde in itself does not make one worthy, eh?)

[_Jim]

" ... they both work on computers and have 'lots' in common."

What kind of 'lots' - lake lots?

Lake-lots next to each other?

(I'm being blonde ...)

[Defender2]

OHHhhhhhh.....another.....Gold Digger.......Oh well!!!!:-)

[dighton]

Time to give MadIvan a shout?

Well OK, but I happen to like MadIvan.

;-)

[_Jim]

but it goes to show that "blonde in itself does not make one worthy, eh?)

Well I don't know ... sometimes it takes a few dates THEN you realize that 'it takes more to make one worthy' (we men sometimes learn lessons the *hard* way) ...

[spectre]

Paltrow's mother is the one who is really beautiful.

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