Top 10 Reasons Why Al Gore Would Be a Better Wartime President Than George W. Bush [Barf Alert]

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[Doctor Raoul]

The President in "Independence Day" was a fighter pilot that helped save the planet, not a girlie man "journalist".

I'd rather have the fighter pilot. Anyone ever hear of a "journalist" having to eject from a flaming typewriter?

[Doctor Raoul]

Not THIS Democrat!

Hey Fertik, did you get upset when Bill thought it was more important to get a blow job than to listen to Sonny Callahan's concerns about the safety of our tropps in Bosnia?

FERTIK's ANSWER: "Not THIS Democrat!"

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"not meandering through Louisiana and Nebraska because his Vice President wanted to keep him away from the meetings where crisis decisions were being made"

This @sshole actually spoke with Dick Cheney and was told this?
Hmm. Didn't think so. Then he must have spoken to some other irrefutable source that would allow him to make this statement. But then, there is no source listed.
Must be a lie. Or just wishful thinking.

[dighton]

A scary thought, boys and girls.

Owwwwwwwwooooooooooooo!

[VRWC_minion]

Coulda, woulda, shoulda..

[Axolotl]

Yikes...

That article is pathetic...

How can anyone be so delusional...

[SpinyNorman]

The writer of this piece (of ____) is suffering from the delusions experienced by those that masturbate excessively. They slip into a lower primate mode of thinking, and then fling their feces at other people. The author flung his feces verbally in this case.

The article is laughable, based in fantasy and wishful thinking by the author and the poor souls like him.

Have pity for them.

[VRWC_minion]

Al who ?

[My Favorite Headache]

COUNT FLOYD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThreeYearLurker]

Isn't this David Letterman's Top Ten list?

[JoeSchem]

Al Gore fully supports the President in this time of war and doesn't say anything to sabotage national unity. Al Gore doesn't publicly blame American for what happened. Al Gore doesn't run around saying what a better job he would be doing if he were president.

This is why I didn't like that SNL skit that had Gore calling up Bush and mentioning the election controversy and how he would handle the war. Gore is a bit dotty but he isn't deserving of our contempt the way Bubba and Hillary do.

[My Favorite Headache]

Just another dead useless RAT:

[Recovering_Democrat]

actually i find this amusing. preaching to the choir is the easiest thing in the world to do, and the socialists on this web site are going to eat it up. for objective, intelligent people (like many FREEPers, of course) this is hilarious!!

[My Favorite Headache]

[NYC GOP Chick]

"Bob Fertik is one of America's leading Internet political strategists - and also a leading feminist.

Nah. He just says that to try to pick up chicks. He goes for the easy skanks who think that he's in touch with his feminine side and all that crap. I bet Bob makes Alan Alda look positively macho. Hell, he probably makes Michael Jackson and Elton John seem downright masculine.

[Slyfox]

Somebody's been watching a little too much "West Wing".

[VRWC_minion]

If I Were King Of The Forest

If I were King of the Forest, Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.
As I'd click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take wing - If I - If I - were King!
Each rabbit would show respect to me.
The chipmunks genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash, I would show compash
For every underling!
If I - If I - were King!
Just King!

[techcor]

I support the helmets for liberals program.

What!? And waste a good supply of organ donors?

[Blood of Tyrants]

There is so much crap in that story that it would have to go through a sewage treatment plant to get to anything near the truth.

For a good portion of the nation, there is absolutely no help. They have deluded the nation for so long that they have slipped over the edge and started believing their own lies.

[ladtx]

Are we still crying about Gore losing. Man these guys need to get a day job. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa