Bring'em on, I live on red meat, and I'll blow'em away on all counts - duration, volume, frequency, resonance, AND bouquet!
I think the transition to meatlessness is the hardest part of becoming vegan as regards that problem. Having said that, I haven't noticed that she has a problem. Although I believe she would be willing to talk about the digestive aspect of being vegan, (since she is certainly preachy when I get chicken strips and mac and cheese, for instance - I love the Safeway hot bar, sorry) I'm just not that interested.
Hey Brittney! Is that a lump in your britches, or just an alternative energy source?
Reminds me of a joke. Definition of 'surprise': a f*rt with a lump in it.