2001 MTV Awards Show
I was rather under the impression that she strips for days ending in "Y".
Beware of music CD covers with bare-breasted women.
You guys make it too easy!
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by Ted Casablanca
Hip Nip
Got some big-guns chitchat fer ya, but foist, let's feast our mice and eyes on my fave young 'n' endowed gal, Britney Spears. Okay by you, feisty folks?
While everybody and his hormone-conscious mother are furiously discussing whether or not Britney will marry Justin (oh, whatever) or whether Brit-hon was lip-synching for her HBO Vegas concert (oh, please), I've got some infinitely more lip-smacking stuff we can savor. Together.
Know the fab poster of Britney as Elvis that accompanied her Sin City performance? Sure ya do. (By the way, that glittering, Presley-inspired, slit-to-the-navel-ring outfit Britney's wearing was dubbed the "Bombshellvis" by its designers. Love it!)
Well, my strut-smart snoopers, here's a little background from the photo shoot for that poster with pizzazz:
Location: Smashbox Studios, Hollywood, USA (Culver City, if I'm telling the truth).
Temperature: Red-hot. (Not only was Spears' presence heating things up, Salma Hayek was next door doing her own shoot and, of course, dropped by to kiss B.S.'s Elvis ring. Not kidding.)
Chaperone: Britney's omnipresent (and rather savvy) mother, Lynne.
Mood: Wild.
Result: Luscious girl-woman B.S., according to lucky onlookers, was "falling out of her outfit" and so hell-bent on grinding her booty for the camera, Elvis-style, that the photographer actually had to ask Britney to stop.
Problem: The 20-year-old's private parts--which Justin's g-f kept reaching down and grabbing, much to the lensman's dismay. Hey, sounds pretty kinky to moi. You go, girl!
Irony: Mama Spears chatted nonstop through the shoot about what "a fine example" her daughter was setting with her "clean living" and "chaste image." (Future irony, of course, will be provided by Brit's upcoming movie, Crossroads, which deals heavily with teen pregnancy.)
Compliance: Total. "She may have showed off her a** a little too much," said one of the many highly paid staffers, "but I've never seen anybody work her a** off harder than Britney did. Never complained; did everything she was asked."
Or was asked not to, as it were.
Oh, my. Now all that gossip about a male stripper being at the Louisiana babe's recent B-day pah-tay in New Jersey doesn't seem so out of whack. (Kindasortamaybe.)
Besides, just because a gal knows how to get down (and then some) doesn't mean she's necessarily that way when the cameras are covered up.
You'll just have to ponder that pi**y little puzzle while we check in on another star who's been takin' it off as of late.
LOL....
and that message is basically, 'play ball with us or we will ruin your career'. it is all about image and career, nothing about rights, character or conviction.
they both deserve each other. peta is looking out for britney. how sweet.
What's wrong with the rest of you people?! Why can't you just LISTEN TO US!? Can't you see how much wiser we are then you?