Posted on 12/12/2001 7:29:45 AM PST by 7thson
I read through the thread today for Best Conservative Rock Song and it started me thinking on some of the best Christmas songs. On the way in to work this morning, the oldies station I listen to - WBIG in DC - played HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS by Brooklyn Bridge. It was accupula (probably misspelled) and it just blew me away. The first time I heard that version. Anyway - what is your favorite Christmas song. My favorites are -
RUN RUDOLPH RUN
I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
THE CHRISTMAS SONG
BLUE CHRISTMAS (by ELvis)
JINGLE BELL ROCK
I have others but I would like to see what you people like.
Chorus: The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Chorus: Is finding a Christmas tree.
Chorus: The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Irate Husband: Rigging up the lights,
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.
Chorus: The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Inebriated man (Think Archie Bunker): Hangovers,
Irate Husband: Rigging up the lights,
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.
Chorus: The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Gay Man: Sending Christmas cards,
Archie Bunker: Hangovers,
Irate Husband: Rigging up the lights,
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.
Chorus: The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Chorus: Five months of bills,
Gay Man: Sending Christmas cards,
Archie Bunker: Hangovers,
Irate Husband: Rigging up the lights,
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.
Chorus: The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Frustrated wife (Think Brooklyn Princess): Facing my in-laws,
Chorus: Five months of bills,
Gay Man: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards,
Archie Bunker: Hangovers,
Irate Husband: Rigging up the lights,
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.
Chorus: The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Angry man (think Union Thug): The Salvation Army,
Brooklyn Princess: Facing my in-laws,
Chorus: Five months of bills,
Gay Man: Sending Christmas cards,
Archie Bunker: Oh, Jeez!
Irate Husband: I'm trying to rig up these lights!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.
Chorus: The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Loud, Whiny, Snot-nosed little Brat: I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!
Union Thug: Charities
Brooklyn Princess husband: What do you mean, "your in-laws"?!?
Chorus: Five months of bills,
Gay Man: Oh, making out these cards,
Archie Bunker: Edith, get me a beer, huh?
Irate Husband: What we have no extension cords?!?
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.
Chorus: The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Frustrated man: No parking spaces,
Snot-nosed Brat: DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!
Union Thug: Donations!
Brooklyn Princess: Facing my in-laws,
Chorus: Five months of bills,
Gay Man: Writing out those Christmas cards,
Archie Bunker: Hangovers,
Irate Husband: Now why the hell are they blinking?!?
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.
Chorus: The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Irate Wife: "Batteries not included?!?!",
Frustrated man: No parking spaces,
Snot-nosed Brat: BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!!
Union Thug: Get a job, ya bum!!!
Brooklyn Princess: (sobbing) Oh, facing my in-laws,
Chorus: Five months of bills,
Gay Man: Yo, ho! Sending Christmas cards,
Archie Bunker: Oh, Jeez, look at this!
Irate Husband: One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.
Chorus The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
TV Critic: Stale TV specials,
Irate Wife: "Batteries not included?!?",
Frustrated man: No parking spaces,
Snot-nosed Brat: I GOTTA GO TO THE BAFFROOM!!!!
Union Thug: Charities!!
Brooklyn Princess: (sobbing) She's a witch! I hate her!
Chorus: Five months of bills,
Gay Man: Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Archie Bunker: Oh, who's got the terlet paper?
Irate Husband: Get a flashlight!! I blew a fuse!!!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.
Chorus: The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
A few Drunk Guys at a bar: (Off-key) Singing Christmas Carols,
TV Critic: Stale TV specials,
Irate Wife: "Batteries not included?!?",
Frustrated man: No parking spaces,
Snot-nosed Brat: WAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Union Thug: Charities!
Brooklyn Princess: Gotta make 'em dinner!
Chorus: Five months of bills,
Gay Man: I'm not sending them this year, that's it!
Archie Bunker: Shut up, you!
Irate Husband: FINE!! If you're so smart, YOU RIG UP THE DAMN LIGHTS!!!!!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.
Ave Maria - Schubert - Christmas
AB
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Dan
Dan
(Secular) Winter Wonderland. - Especially the one with the bells and the horse at the end.
Secular: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" by the Temptations; "I'm Dreaming of a Black, Black Christmas" by The Linden Youth Choir; "This Christmas" by Donny Hathaway, "Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto" by James Brown; "Merry Christmas Baby" by Charles Brown
Novelty: "Jingle Bells" by the singing dogs and the famous song by Alvin and the Chipmunks
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