Posted on 12/12/2001 5:47:30 AM PST by SAMWolf
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then-
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a term paper?
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
Claws are not that sharp.
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
And as we all know, dear old Dad is always right!
:~D
Thanks for the post, SAMWolf. (^..^)//
My cat Lucky wrote that one.
Dan
FYI, I created a new list (the cat_list) for us to flag feline-oriented posts for those who are interested. Just flag to cat_list.
Greg
I HATE CATS!!
I'm convinced that if they were bigger than us, they eat us in a minute, or at least tear off our heads and bat them around for a while till we stopped twitching.
regards
^ ^ o o =*= Staring at you ^ ^ O O =*= Night vision in operation ^ ^ - - =*= My eyes may be closed, but my mind is hatching new mischief ^ ^ * * =*= U Accckk!! ^ ^ O O =*= \ / Eager to terrorize basset hound on World Wide Web dog page. ^ ^ o o =*= ^^ ^^ Claws need pruning, keep sticking to programmer's "prayer stool." ^ ^ X X =+= U About to spit up hairball on numeric keypad. ^ ^ o o =*= ^ Everything here is mine. ^ ^ O O =o= ~~~ You may be from another planet, but I am too and I got here first. ^ ^ . O =o= ~ If I weren't stuck in this apartment, I would be a powerful world leader, and I'd get to wear a monocle too.
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