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Poetry: Cat Haiku
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Posted on 12/12/2001 5:47:30 AM PST by SAMWolf
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posted on
12/12/2001 5:47:30 AM PST
by
SAMWolf
To: SAMWolf
Great way to start the day! Thanks!
To: SAMWolf
bump
To: SAMWolf
Kittens are cute.
The problem is, they grow up to be cats.
And as me dear old Dad always said:
"The only good cat, is a dead cat."
And as we all know, dear old Dad is always right!
:~D
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
Pfffttt, pffffttt!!
Thanks for the post, SAMWolf. (^..^)//
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posted on
12/12/2001 6:00:39 AM PST
by
mewzilla
To: SAMWolf
LOL! Thanks for the great day-starter!
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posted on
12/12/2001 6:01:10 AM PST
by
Siouxz
To: SAMWolf
If you want me to
I will not eat fine salmon.
I'll eat a dead bug!
My cat Lucky wrote that one.
To: SAMWolf
I love those. More of your good finds. Thanks!
Dan
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posted on
12/12/2001 6:05:17 AM PST
by
BibChr
To: SAMWolf; *cat_list
Thanks, SAMWolf, much appreciated. The 4 felines who currently reside with Mrsgwmoore and I appreciate the poetry.
FYI, I created a new list (the cat_list) for us to flag feline-oriented posts for those who are interested. Just flag to cat_list.
Greg
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posted on
12/12/2001 6:09:18 AM PST
by
gwmoore
To: redlipstick
My late, departed Golden Retriever, Jake, wrote:,p>Gray Kitty lives in our garage
I give chase into the street, where
Gray cat is now flat cat.
To: SAMWolf
Behold the huntress!
Bravely she stalks and defeats
The flightless hatchling
I HATE CATS!!
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posted on
12/12/2001 6:10:01 AM PST
by
LN2Campy
To: SAMWolf
Great Post!
To: LN2Campy
They hate you, too.
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posted on
12/12/2001 6:16:41 AM PST
by
Puppage
To: SAMWolf
Whats wrong, Sam? Don't you like pussy?
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posted on
12/12/2001 6:19:07 AM PST
by
skateman
To: SAMWolf
To: Puppage
that wouldn't surprise me in the least
I'm convinced that if they were bigger than us, they eat us in a minute, or at least tear off our heads and bat them around for a while till we stopped twitching.
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posted on
12/12/2001 6:19:42 AM PST
by
LN2Campy
To: SAMWolf
You leave me alone
Many hours calling you
I pee in your shoe.
regards
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posted on
12/12/2001 6:20:29 AM PST
by
okiedust
To: *cat_list
^ ^
o o
=*= Staring at you
^ ^
O O
=*= Night vision in operation
^ ^
- -
=*= My eyes may be closed, but my mind is hatching new mischief
^ ^
* *
=*=
U Accckk!!
^ ^
O O
=*=
\ / Eager to terrorize basset hound on World Wide Web dog page.
^ ^
o o
=*=
^^ ^^ Claws need pruning, keep sticking to programmer's "prayer stool."
^ ^
X X
=+=
U About to spit up hairball on numeric keypad.
^ ^
o o
=*=
^ Everything here is mine.
^ ^
O O
=o=
~~~ You may be from another planet, but I am too and I got here first.
^ ^
. O
=o=
~ If I weren't stuck in this apartment, I would be a powerful world leader, and I'd get to wear a monocle too.
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posted on
12/12/2001 6:23:34 AM PST
by
SAMWolf
To: Sunshine Sister
LOVE the haikus and the photo. Thank you for sharing.
To: RikaStrom
You should try your hand at this. Or perhaps the class should be alerted? SO much talent there...
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