[Cinnamon Girl]

Happy Chanukah, Everybody!

[Pyro7480]

LOL that's great! Bump!

[StoneColdGOP]

LOL, this is great! Did you write it?

Happy Chanukah!

[Cinnamon Girl]

Happy Chanukah to you too, Matt. Whichever party you vote for.

[Betteboop]

Oh, it's adorable. Thanks and Happy Chanukah, Hannukah, Chanuka, Hanuka, etc. It's all a transliteration of Hebrew anyway so the English spelling doesn't matter.

[LibKill]

Great! Now if you could just get Adam Sandler to record this version.

[Hipixs]

Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz, center, prepares to light the National Chanukah Menorah during ceremonies on the Ellipse near the White House Sunday, Dec. 9, 2001. At left is Rabbi Abraham Shemtov, national director of American Friends of Lubavitch. At right is Rabbi Levi Shemtov, director of the Washington office of the American Friends of Lubavitch. American Friends of Lubavitch, the sponsor of the annual ceremony, is a Jewish educational and social services organization. Photo by Rick Bowmer (AP)

[Lazamataz]

Cute. :o) Adam Sandler is pissed. :o)

[Cinnamon Girl]

Happy Chanukah!

[Silly]

Great job.

[Pharmboy]

Greeeaaat! And, while I always loved your name, since Neil Young recorded Let's Roll I love it even more...

[CounterCounterCulture]

Happy Chanukah BUMP

[jrewingjr]

You are funny, girl.

[veronica]

Bump....

[ken21]

i'm glad that you got dennis in there. he's been doing his stuff in los angeles for a long time, and doesn't get the national recognition that he deserves.

[SamAdams76]

Great! Now we have to find a Jewish woman Republican whose name rhymes with "And yes her boobs are real!"

[Lurking Libertarian]

Twas the night before Chanukah, boichiks and maidels
Not a sound could be heard, not even the dreidels
The menorah was set by the chimney alight
In the kitchen, the Bubbie was hopping a bite
Salami, Pastrami, a glaisele tay
And zoyere pickles mit bagels -- Oy vay!
Gezint and geschmock the kinderlach felt
While dreaming of taiglach and Chanukah gelt
The alarm clock was sitting, a kloppin' and tickin'
And Bubbie was carving a shtickele chicken
A tummel arose, like the wildest k'duchas
Santa had fallen right on his tuchas!
I put on my slippers, ains, tzvay, drei
While Bubbie was eating herring on rye
I grabbed for my bathrobe and buttoned my gottkes
And Bubbie was just devouring the latkes
To the window I ran, and to my surprise
A little red yarmulka greeted my eyes.
When he got to the door and saw the menorah
"Yiddishe kinder," he cried, "Kenahorah!"
I thought I was in a Goyishe hoise!
As long as I'm here, I'll leave a few toys."
"Come into the kitchen, I'll get you a dish
Mit a gupel, a leffel, and a shtickele fish."
With smacks of delight he started his fressen
Chopped liver, knaidlach, and kreplach gegessen
Along with his meal he had a few schnapps
When it came to eating, this boy sure was tops
He asked for some knishes with pepper and salt
But they were so hot he yelled out "Gevalt!"
He loosened his hoysen and ran from the tish
"Your koshereh meals are simply delish!"
As he went through the door he said "See y'all later
I'll be back next Pesach in time for the seder!"
So, hutzmir and zeitzmir and "Bleibtz mir gezint"
He called out cheerily into the wind.
More rapid than eagles, his prancers they came
As he whistled and shouted and called them by name
"Come, Izzie, now Moishe, now Yossel and Sammy!
On Oyving, and Maxie, and Hymie and Manny!"
He gave a geshrai, as he drove out of sight
"A gut yontiff to all, and to all a good night!"

[maestro]

Happy Hanukkah Everybody!!
(The 25th day of the month Kislev etc.)
(Happy Birthday, Jesus!)
(The LIGHT of the Universe)
(St. Ja-Hannahn [John] Chapter 10)
(God 'is' Light!!)
(HIS LIGHT is our Joy!!)
Happy Channukah Everybody!!!
:-)