[IronJack]

THE QUESTIONS: 1) Who controls the United States government and formulates its foreign and domestic policy?

SIMPLIFIED ANSWER: Space aliens.

2) How do they manage to control both major political parties at the top without public knowledge?

SIMPLIFIED ANSWER: A Vulcan Mind Ray

3) Why does the United States continue its slide downward into socialism regardless of which political party is in office?

SIMPLIFIED ANSWER: The space aliens need the parking.

4) What plans are being made for the future of our nation?

SIMPLIFIED ANSWER: For one, we're going condo. For two, bulimia will become an Olympic sport. And lastly, women will be forced to wear neckties.

5) What can a concerned individual do to help restore sane, Constitutional government?

SIMPLIFIED ANSWER: Send all your money to IronJack, c/o Mother Ship, All Around You, Earth.

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SIMPLIFIED ANSWER: Space aliens.
IronJack

Why did you post something so stupid?

[_Jim]

SIMPLIFIED ANSWER: Space aliens.

LOL!

[litehaus]

“Send all your money to IronJack, c/o Mother Ship, All Around You, Earth.”

Admire your CENTS of humor, Sir..........