2 Minute Warning - Packers 17 - da bears 7

12-9-01 | Packer Fans

[WIMom]

PACKERS 17
BEARS 7

[Freebird Forever]

Aw, come on. don't be so hard on Denny.

The vikings have been charter members of the UNABLE TO PREFORM IN THE BIG GAME club long before coach Green was hired.

Is it true that the international symbol for the vikings is two hands placed around the throat accompanied by a gasping motion?

Oh wait, that's for CHOKING!!!!!!

[brewcrew]

Or this one:

No, it's gotta be this:

[Freebird Forever]

oops

preform should be perform.

But anyone who watches the vikings already knew that.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Great pictures. Loved the one of "Mr. Me".

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I like your pictures, too. Keep 'em coming!

[oldvike]

How about this one:

...or this one:

...maybe this one?:

...perhaps this one:

[oldvike]

ping to post #106. I've got plenty more if you'd like me to post them. LOL

[brewcrew]

Well, alrighty then:

And finally,

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Dear Queens Fan:

Glad you have those pictures to comfort you. It must really hurt never to have had any real success. Heheh...

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I hadn't seen that last one - I LOVE IT.

[hchutch]

I hope that Shane Matthews is starting next week. At least he does not look lost when Marcus Robinson is not on the field. He's also led us back from 19 down and 14 down in two straight weeks.

To win the division, the Pack's got to run the table. Da Bears probably will (the toughest game will be the Redskins, since Tampa Bay and Jacksonville will be IN CHICAGO in December and January). The Pack has at least one, and possibly two losses (Tennesee and Cleveland, but the Giants and Vikings could surprise, too).

The Packers would completely control their destiny if they had beaten the Falcons or the Bucs. They didn't. They have to match the Bears win for win for the rest of the season. And the Bears have an easier home stretch than the Packers.

[irish guard]

Ah yes, it would be nice to beat the Bears for a third time this season!

The Bears still suck!

[<1/1,000,000th%]

The power of cheese.

(Pouting Bears fan.)

[Mark de New Brighton]

Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill?
A. You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

Go Pack!!!

[oldvike]

Dear Queens Fan:

Glad you have those pictures to comfort you. It must really hurt never to have had any real success. Heheh...

Dear Peckers Fan:

I am very happy being a Vikes fan. Having been so close only to fall short will just make it all that much sweeter when we finally win the big one. LOL ;-)

[oldvike]

A Viking fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Green Bay Packer fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious green and yellowcolors. He would swerve his van as if to hit them and then hewould swerve back on the road. One day, as the van driver was drivingalong he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good deed so he turned around and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to say Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road!", replied the priest. "No problem, Father!I'll give you a lift. Climb in!" The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Packer fan walking down theroad and instinctively he swerved as if to hit him, but just intime he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the idiot. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors andhe didn't see anything. Then he remembered the priest and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Green BayPacker fan." "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the bastard with the door!"

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Having been so close only to fall short will just make it all that much sweeter when we finally win the big one. LOL ;-)

oldqueen : ),

Don't you mean "if we finally win the big one?"

[WIMom]

Aw, come on now, guys.

Q. Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?
A. Because then Minnesota would want one.

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Minnesota Vikings.

The Vikings challenged the Packers to an ice-fishing contest. When it came time for the catch weigh-in, the Packers had 100 lbs. of fish, and the Vikings had zero. The Vikings demanded a rematch for the next Saturday. This time the Packers came in with 200 lbs. of fish, and the Vikings had zero. The Vikings decided the Packers must be cheating so they demanded another rematch, and sent a spy dressed in green and gold to check it out.

This time the Packers came in with 300 lbs., and the Vikings still had zero. So, the Vikings asked their spy if the Packers were cheating.

"Hell yes, they were cheating! They were drilling holes in the ice!"

[patent]

And in that light:

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

LOL! Great jokes - thanks! Just sent them to my brother in La Crosse - he deals with more than his share of Vikings fans on the border, poor guy...