[WIMom]

Aw, come on now, guys.

Q. Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?
A. Because then Minnesota would want one.

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Minnesota Vikings.

The Vikings challenged the Packers to an ice-fishing contest. When it came time for the catch weigh-in, the Packers had 100 lbs. of fish, and the Vikings had zero. The Vikings demanded a rematch for the next Saturday. This time the Packers came in with 200 lbs. of fish, and the Vikings had zero. The Vikings decided the Packers must be cheating so they demanded another rematch, and sent a spy dressed in green and gold to check it out.

This time the Packers came in with 300 lbs., and the Vikings still had zero. So, the Vikings asked their spy if the Packers were cheating.

"Hell yes, they were cheating! They were drilling holes in the ice!"

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

LOL! Great jokes - thanks! Just sent them to my brother in La Crosse - he deals with more than his share of Vikings fans on the border, poor guy...

[From The Deer Stand]

Gotta love those Packers! As for the 'Queens, there's a new quarterback controversy over in Minnesnoota. Randy Moss is hated by the masses. Denny Green gets lambasted daily on the most popular Twin Cities morning radio, KQRS, among others. Chris Carter is introducing his own line of whine. And, through all this, Simple Sid Hartmann of the Star-Tribune says the Vikes will still win the Super Bowl. Sheesh!