[tet68]

On the twelft day of Ramadan my true love gave to me,

Twelve radioactive Cheeses.

Or should that be Cheesi?

[Delbert]

12 Radioactive chesses
11 Pashtun Pipers
10 Warlords-A-Leaping
9 Burquas Dancing
8 Goats a milking
7 Swami's swimming
6 Bunker Busters
5 Tom-A-Hawks
4 Daisy Cutters
3 C-130's
2 Mortars firing
and Osama Hanging in a pear tree

[theDentist]

"Or should that be Cheesi?"

I think the proper plural pronounciation is Choosey.