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Mark Steyn: The misses have missed the point
National Post (Canada) ^ | Nov. 29, 2001 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 11/30/2001 11:33:56 AM PST by jodorowsky

The Misses have missed the point


Mark Steyn
National Post

All of the West's flabby intellectual elites have had problems with September 11th, but it's the professional feminists who are really feeling the squeeze (if they'll pardon the expression). They started confidently enough. In the stirring clarion call of Professor Sunera Thobani (your tax dollars at work!), "There will be no emancipation for women anywhere on this planet until the Western domination of this planet is ended."

Meanwhile, the Worldwide Sisterhood Against Terrorism And War, which includes Susan Sarandon, Gloria Steinem, Alice Walker and about 75 other sisters and is "Worldwide" mainly in the sense the World Series is, organized a petition called "Not In Our Name." "We will not support the bombing," they declared, and who can blame them? I dropped out of women's studies in Grade Two, but, as I recall, a bombing campaign is a quintessential act of patriarchal oppression and sexual domination. The male pilot, looming over the curvy undulating form of the Third World hillside, unzips his bomb carriage and unleashes his phallic ordinance to penetrate his target. Needless to say, he explodes on contact, typical bloody men.

Unfortunately, this thesis, while it may get you a federal grant from Hedy Fry, took a bit of a knock after the fall of Kabul, when to the surprise of the Worldwide Sisterhood the Afghan sisters began emerging from their hoods. Momentarily stunned, the feminists quickly discovered a whole new set of grievances. Oh, sure, Bush is making a big deal about women's rights in Afghanistan now, but where was he five years ago when the Taliban first showed up? Well, five years ago, he was in Austin, Texas, and the guy with his feet under the desk in the White House never did a thing -- though, if ever there was a fellow with a vested interest in ensuring that impenetrable facial hoods never caught on, it was surely Mr. Clinton.

But now the Taliban's gone and, of all the various factions negotiating a broad-based government, only the original patriarch -- the old king -- has plans to include any broads. Washington, said Gloria Steinem, was colluding in "gender apartheid." Well, yes, it's regrettable that there appear to be no Pashtun Janet Renos on the horizon in Kabul, and Take Your Daughter To Work Day has not been written into the Constitution, and the Jalalabad Playhouse has yet to book The Vagina Monologues. But, on the other hand, Afghan females will be able to go to school, get jobs, receive proper medical treatment, walk unaccompanied in public, show their faces and dress as they wish.

It was this last point that the more inventive feminists seized on. As The Boston Globe put it, "The war on terrorism has certainly raised our awareness of the ways in which women's bodies are controlled by a repressive regime in a far away land, but what about the constraints on women's bodies here at home?" This was in a column entitled "The Burka And The Bikini" by Jacquelyn Jackson, a "women's health advocate," and Joan Jacobs Brumberg, a historian at Cornell University and author of The Body Project: An Intimate History Of American Girls. "Taliban rule has dictated that women be fully covered whenever they enter the public realm, while a recent U.S. television commercial for Temptation Island 2 features near naked women," they point out. "American girls and women have been stripped bare by a sexually expressive culture whose beauty dictates have exerted a major toll on their physical and emotional health."

Got that? Afghan men make their women cover up, Western men make their women strip off.

But, according to The Gazette in Montreal, quite the opposite is true: Afghan men make their women cover up -- and so do we! "The burqa has many forms," writes Linda Gilman Novek. "North American females are urged to wear burqas of a different sort. Their appearance is subtle and sophisticated and not as easy to identify." I'll say.

But Ms. Gilman Novek does her best. She has noticed that various advertisements for Say What? Sweaters, Cover Girl mascara, Bonnebell makeup and Esprit clothing show models with turtlenecks pulled up to cover their mouths and copy lines like, "I let my eyes do the talking."

"This is the sporty, outerwear version of the burqa," writes Ms. Gilman Novek. "Young girls learn from these images what society expects of them when they mature, and the message that rings loud and clear is that to speak out is not 'ladylike.' Girls grow up conditioned to be silent. Advertising tyrannizes women in our culture. It is the Taliban of North American society."

To be honest, the only reason I stumbled across the column was because of the come-hither eyes of the Esprit model, which the Gazette's editors placed slap in the centre of the comment page, in the spot normally reserved for a grainy picture of Bernard Landry. (For what it's worth, Landry's mouth is also traditionally covered up, usually because he's got his foot stuck in it.) Ms. Gilman Novek wouldn't be impressed to learn that, long before Say What? Sweaters came along, people were letting their eyes do the talking. The gateway to the soul, and so forth:

"Some enchanted evening

You may see a stranger

You may see a stranger across a crowded room

And somehow you know ... "

True, you may make your way across the crowded room and find yourself trapped in a corner listening to a stranger hector you on the iniquities of Madison Avenue for the rest of the evening while you wonder if it would be bad form to playfully roll up her turtleneck and whirl her out on the dance floor. But that's the way it goes. The first glance, the eye contact, symbolizing a world of possibilities. I looked at that Esprit ad and saw in those eyes not oppression but the supreme confidence of the modern Western woman.

Who's right? The Boston Globe gals or the Montreal Gazette's? Are we Western Talibans making women strip off or cover up? Well, the answer is: Both. Neither. Who cares?

The point the Misses have missed is that the burqa was not a "cultural confine," but the law: If you went for a stroll in Kabul wearing a turtleneck, you'd be arrested. And even "cultural confines" are mostly confined to non-Western cultures -- for example, to those Muslim societies where it's the "cultural tradition" for men whose sisters get raped to kill them. In 2001, North American women face no "cultural confines." If relentless messages about "body image" are tyrannizing American women into bulimia, how come it's the fattest society in human history? Go to a suburban Multiplex any night of the week and you can watch Julia Roberts or Gwyneth Paltrow surrounded by an audience whose distaff side weighs an average 250 lbs and is happily chowing down on supersized extra-buttery popcorn. Whatever oppressive messages about "body image" are being transmitted, these gals are cheerfully ignoring; they long ago burst any "cultural confines." Men, on the whole, don't go for the Kate Moss type but would prefer something a little under 300 lbs, but it's perfectly obvious that their views on the matter are utterly irrelevant. If you stroll around downtown Washington, you can't help noticing that, in contrast to the heels and cleavage of Paris and Rome and almost every other Western capital, there's nothing but a vast tide of women in sneakers and comfortable, shapeless clothing.

This is their right as free citizens. But, when feminists yak on about "cultural confines," they're denying the very essence of liberty -- that each of us is free to choose and therefore responsible for his or her actions. To equate the turtleneck with the Taliban requires a failure of the imagination bordering on the psychotic: Imagine never being allowed to feel sunlight on your face -- by law.

Most women understand this. The traditional "gender gap" in wars -- women are usually between 10 and 15 per cent behind men in their approval of military action --has statistically all but vanished: 86% of American men back the Afghan campaign, 79% of women. So the more interesting question is why there's such a huge gap between the overwhelming majority of women and the feminists who claim to represent them. Pace Professor Thobani, the West does not dominate the world because it "exploits" people, but because it emancipates them -- it untaps its greatest resource, its citizens, and invites them to exploit their own potential. Some will rise to high office (Condi Rice), some will make a nice living cranking out ridiculous theses for a lucrative niche market (Joan Jacobs Brumberg). But, if you want one phrase that encapsulates the difference between the society we live in and the ones our enemies wish to impose, it's this: the treatment of women. The gal in the street gets it. A pity the stars of the sisterhood don't.



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1 posted on 11/30/2001 11:33:57 AM PST by jodorowsky
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To: jodorowsky
Great Steyn, thanks!
2 posted on 11/30/2001 11:47:11 AM PST by walden
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To: jodorowsky
Excellent article. A must read for those women who feel that feminism, as it stands now, is still in touch with their needs. All I see within the feminist movement are selfish, whiny, confused, neurotics who feel they must push their own matriarichal vision on everyone else. Equality means nothing to them.

Thank you for posting this. Will be sending it to my friends.

3 posted on 11/30/2001 11:52:58 AM PST by Democratic_Machiavelli
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To: jodorowsky
If Steyn were a woman I would want to marry him.

This guy is my favorite kind of writer. The kind that uses caustic sarcasm to relentlessly ridicule what should NEVER be taken seriously.

I long for more conservative satire and sarcasm.

4 posted on 11/30/2001 11:58:29 AM PST by Tex-Con-Man
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To: jodorowsky
BUMP
5 posted on 11/30/2001 12:01:07 PM PST by RippleFire
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To: jodorowsky
"Girls grow up conditioned to be silent." On which planet do these people live? They certainly haven't met my 11 and 13-year old daughters, who may be many things, but unassertive is not one of them.
6 posted on 11/30/2001 12:55:49 PM PST by p. henry
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To: Tex-Con-Man; Amelia; Pokey78; Miss Marple; *Mark Steyn list
The male pilot, looming over the curvy undulating form of the Third World hillside, unzips his bomb carriage and unleashes his phallic ordinance to penetrate his target. Needless to say, he explodes on contact, typical bloody men.

ROFLMAO.

7 posted on 11/30/2001 12:59:01 PM PST by Howlin
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To: jodorowsky
"American girls and women have been stripped bare by a sexually expressive culture ..."

"North American females are urged to wear burqas of a different sort. ..."

Pick a lane and drive, ladies. Come now, be good girls and make up your pretty little minds.
What's that you say? It's a woman's perogative to change her mind? Well, well, whatever you want, tootsie.

8 posted on 11/30/2001 1:08:05 PM PST by Anamensis
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To: jodorowsky
If you stroll around downtown Washington, you can't help noticing that, in contrast to the heels and cleavage of Paris and Rome and almost every other Western capital, there's nothing but a vast tide of women in sneakers and comfortable, shapeless clothing.

He's on target, as usual. Sneakers and skirts: ugly pet peeve (and I'm a female, btw)... not saying it has to be heels and cleavage, but we've taken slobby casual to extremes (and that much applies to men, too).

9 posted on 11/30/2001 1:38:48 PM PST by austinTparty
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To: Howlin
LOL! Thanks for the ping!!
10 posted on 11/30/2001 1:40:40 PM PST by Miss Marple
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To: jodorowsky
The feminists to set themselves up as an official grievance identity group have to scratch pretty hard to evidence of "oppression." So you get these esoteric analyses of how the culture forces them, poor brainless automatons that they are to cover up, to undress, to whatever. What any woman would see in this nonsense is beyond me.
11 posted on 11/30/2001 2:23:54 PM PST by thucydides
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To: jodorowsky
the West does not dominate the world because it "exploits" people, but because it emancipates them -- it untaps its greatest resource, its citizens, and invites them to exploit their own potential.

Steyn just gets better and better.

12 posted on 11/30/2001 2:34:04 PM PST by Amelia
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To: thucydides
This is one of the most enlightening AND funniest pieces I've read from Mark Steyn in some time. The man is a genius and he's the Eddie Murphy of conservative punditry. He has the unique gift of leaving you both entertained AND informed at the same time. I don't think the NAG Kim Gandy and her sistuhs will be amused though by his class and brilliance. Here I have this feeling that Steyn would have liked to let them know one of the leading Afghan feminists had utter contempt for them. Fortunately most women know the feminazis are completely irrelevant since it happens to be male violence that sets women free to live as they please. Now there's a politically incorrect irony that Steyn would assure us has never rung truer and the misses have indeed missed the big picture.
13 posted on 11/30/2001 2:40:43 PM PST by goldstategop
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To: jodorowsky
This is hilarious:

." If relentless messages about "body image" are tyrannizing American women into bulimia, how come it's the fattest society in human history? Go to a suburban Multiplex any night of the week and you can watch Julia Roberts or Gwyneth Paltrow surrounded by an audience whose distaff side weighs an average 250 lbs and is happily chowing down on supersized extra-buttery popcorn.

This is simply awesome:

This is their right as free citizens. But, when feminists yak on about "cultural confines," they're denying the very essence of liberty -- that each of us is free to choose and therefore responsible for his or her actions. To equate the turtleneck with the Taliban requires a failure of the imagination bordering on the psychotic: Imagine never being allowed to feel sunlight on your face -- by law.

14 posted on 11/30/2001 7:00:10 PM PST by Huck
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To: nopardons
FYI.
15 posted on 11/30/2001 7:58:17 PM PST by Howlin
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To: Huck
**feminists yak**

Whenever I see feminists and butt-ugly cattle mentioned in the same sentence, I ALWAYS think of Molly Yard...

17 posted on 11/30/2001 9:14:07 PM PST by Tall_Texan
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To: jodorowsky
Am I the only one wondering if the burqa had been introduced in Paris by some flaming faggot fashion designer instead of in Arabia by an oppressive religious cult that Western women would today be stampeding to be the first ones to wear them at the next office party?
18 posted on 11/30/2001 9:17:36 PM PST by Tall_Texan
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To: Tall_Texan
After all, what is that lipstick that makes women's mouths look like a giant bruise all about if not the herd style fascists? Does ANYONE think they are actually sexy?
19 posted on 11/30/2001 9:20:36 PM PST by Tall_Texan
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To: Tall_Texan
You have a sadly too accurate view of too many of my sex. LOL
20 posted on 11/30/2001 9:22:21 PM PST by falfa
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