[Tex-Con-Man]

If Steyn were a woman I would want to marry him.

This guy is my favorite kind of writer. The kind that uses caustic sarcasm to relentlessly ridicule what should NEVER be taken seriously.

I long for more conservative satire and sarcasm.

[Howlin]

The male pilot, looming over the curvy undulating form of the Third World hillside, unzips his bomb carriage and unleashes his phallic ordinance to penetrate his target. Needless to say, he explodes on contact, typical bloody men.

ROFLMAO.