Signs You're Eating in the Al Gore Family Restaurant

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[FanofW]

Hilarious!!!

[anniegetyourgun]

Welcome to FR - that is funny!

[FanofW]

Thanks! I just found this site recently and love it!

[Uncle George]

Mortimer Snerd Stew is on Tuesday Menu.

[exmoor]

Signs You're Eating in the Al Gore Family Restaurant...Auh.. like when your teeth fall out ?

[wny]

I ate there. Everytime the waitress brought me the bill I asked her to recount it. My son was disenfranchised because they burned his toast, and I really INTENDED to order just coffee and not the omlette they tried to charge me for.

[Stentor]

#14 The head waiter is really a politician and is only waiting tables until he can win an election.

[Billthedrill]

Ptomaine? Algore invented ptomaine!

[buccaneer81]

#14. All tips are deposited in the "lockbox".

[anniegetyourgun]

#6 - ROFL!

[anniegetyourgun]

Where ordering Norwood-Dingleberry pie is always a risky scheme!

[alancarp]

#15: Despite advertisements to the contrary, there's not actually any food available (Al got to it before the place opened).

[Paul Atreides]

11. Everything has all the flavor and zest of a pressed handkerchief and there is no salt on the tables.

12. The specialty of the house is tongue.

13. The luncheon special is Kneepaddy melt with Chaddar cheese.

14. A catheter accompanies all orders of iced tea.

15. A 75% gratuity is placed on plates of military personnel and they must eat in the alley.

[gridlock]

I give 'em my hits, but there is still something that keeps me from viewing their page. Can anybody post the list?

My own submission:

14. Salt and Pepper shakers are labeled "Dingell" and "Norwood"

[kachina]

The roof leaks and the toilets don't work.

[bwteim]

#14. All tips are deposited in the "lockbox".

#15. Exotic menu add-on:
"Don't forget to try our Hsi Lai Buddhist Temple Tarts. Just $5,000 a dozen!"

[Alas]

bump

[gopsue]

Welcome to the family! ping.