Even though I know you don't exist - on the off chance that the tooth fairy is listening ... could you beef up the title on the Front Page SideBar? Right now its a less than catchy: "Web site allows public to e-mail soldiers"
How about a bold "Support our troops!", "Help Stomp Bin Laden" or anything more noticeable than the current post?
Thanks for your help. Here's the IP: Please fix this page!